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Do the Shake 'n Vac, and put the freshness back
Do the Shake 'n Vac and put the freshness back
When your carpet smells fresh, your room does too
Every time you vacuum, remember what to do
Do the Shake 'n Vac and put the freshness back.
 
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!
 
We want blue stripes, we want white
We want the red stripes, but thats alright
As you can see Aquafresh is all three
Aquafresh is for the family


[v/o]The red stripe helps fight plaque and protects gums
The white stripe has fluoride to fight decay
And theres a blue stripe for fresh breath
So Aquafresh gives three in one protection for your family[v/o]


Brush, Brush, red stripe, blue stripe, white
Brush Brush Gurgle Gurgle, tastes just right
Aquafresh has to be the only one with all three
Three in one protection for your family
 
wwwwwwwWWWWhoooooaaaaaaaaaaa!
Bodyform
Bodyformed for you.
 
Will it be chips or jacket spuds? Will it be salad or frozen peas?
Will it be mushrooms?
Fried onion rings?
You'll have to wait and see!

Hope its chips its chips, we hope that its chips its chips
 
Will it be chips or jacket spuds? Will it be salad or frozen peas?
Will it be mushrooms?
Fried onion rings?
You'll have to wait and see!

Hope its chips its chips, we hope that its chips its chips
can i have the lot?

the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, never tasted chocolate, like it before
 
Any old iron! Any old iron! Any any any old iron!
 
It's too orangey for crows, it's just for me and ma dog.

I'll be your dog.
 
the red car and the blue car had a race
all red wants to do is stuff his face
he eats everything he sees
from trucks to prickly trees
but smart old blue he took the milky way

he’s looking for a chocolate treat
fluffy and light
cos he knows it won’t spoil his app-e-tite

mm mm MMMM!

oh no! the bridge has gone, old red can’t carry on
but smart old blue, he took the milky way
 
There was a ship all the other pirates feared
even Black-, Blue-, Red- and Yellowbeard.
Now the captain was as rotten as they come
And never once thought to write to his mum

Oh the Marie Celeste
Its got the meanest crew of pirates ever dressed (bad boys)
Then the bo'sun called from the crow's nest
"There's a ship to the west!"
Shiver me timbers! Walk the plank! SOS! Swim to Shore! Abandon ship!

It wasn't magic, or ghostly tricks
It was down to a bowl of Weetabix
That's why they found no pirates on the Marie Celeste.
 
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