Ideas for valentines nighto

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Roaring Chubby, Feb 11, 2019.

  1. Roaring Chubby

    Roaring Chubby Midfield

    Tempted to give that Mumbai silk a shot but Stirks doing 2 massive fillet steaks and a bottle of quality fizz for only 30 quid also appeals.

    What is everyone else doing?
     
  2. Won’t be going out to get fleeced that’s for sure.
     
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  3. gazc24

    gazc24 Winger

    A lonely wank in the shower before crying myself to sleep about the mistakes I've made in life and how you don't know what you had until she finds out you fucked her sister.
     
  4. Roaring Chubby

    Roaring Chubby Midfield

    Bacon sarnie after all that will do wonders for you marra (best back bacon)
     
  5. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Pizza Express followed by cocktails at Vodka Revs.
     
  6. Grammar Police

    Grammar Police Midfield

    Dry bum sex.
     
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  7. Lambchops

    Lambchops Striker

    Absolutely nowt
     
  8. Rotten Johnny

    Rotten Johnny Goalkeeper

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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  9. TheWanderer

    TheWanderer Striker

    £60 and only a Nan to share! The daft twats!
     
  10. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    Hunted on Channel 4 at 9. :cool:
     
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  11. Richy Fingers

    Richy Fingers Full Back

    Pokey bum wank.
     
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  12. See you at 8???
     
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  13. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Mumbai Silk’s shite by the way.
     
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  14. That’s what all the married blokes are doing as well. Except they are wishing they bucked the sister.
     
  15. You didn't know you'd had her sister?
     
  16. Plank

    Plank Striker

    quality fizz mate aye ?
     
  17. Massive lads fans anarl
     
  18. Roaring Chubby

    Roaring Chubby Midfield

    Just like the meat I imagine
     
  19. I shall be inundated :cool:

    Whoops. I mean in, undated :oops::lol:
     

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