Ideas for TV Programmes


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The wanking dead


Boris Bear attempts to fight of hordes of masturbating zombies while avoiding being hit my a stray glob of zombie infested spunk
 
'You've Been Reamed'

Jeremy Beadle gets rogered to the point of submission by Jeremy Kelly leaving his anus like a Remembrance Day poppy.
 
Reception, Reception, Reception

Program where celebrities give tips on improving the publics viewing experience

Pilot episode staring Rod Hull

CANCELLED
 
Death or deaf
Kerry Katona is asked a series of questions ,if she gets over 95% right she gets a 6 inch nail in her ear, if she gets less she gets a trip to Dignitas.
 
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Blankety Blank

A group of alzeheimers patients are asked various questions about current events and celebrities, a break from traditional Quiz shows in which points are given for the length of time to answer the question.


auf wiedersehen vet

a show in which vetinarians from different countries say goodbye
 
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Blankety Blank

A group of alzeheimers patients are asked various questions about current events and celebrities, a break from traditional Quiz shows in which points are given for the length of time to answer the question

Reminds me of that game show on Father Ted where Henry Sellers comes to stay. :lol:

"A stitch in time saves how many?"

"L, L, London?"
 
***** of Praise

weekly show in which Terry Wogan reads out the most retarded and reactionary posts of the week off of the PF board
 
Cocking off


a documentary showing the endemic procrastination and lazyness engulfing British Postal service.

Ashes to Ashes, sports documentary examining why England usually fail in their quest to win a urn containing a burnt cricket ball
 
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Cockney Mackem said:
TLR Friday

A deranged old man hosts a chat show where he rants irrationally at his guests, and says they should be burnt at the stake if they've been to Uni.

:lol:
 
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