Ideas for TV Programmes


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Sophie tit wank
SMB favourite SEB puts 3 contestants through a series of gruelling tests to win a tit wank while she sings to the lucky winner.
 
The Mentalist.

Documentary, following a complete f***ing heed-the-ball as he goes about his daily life scaring children and talking to lamposts, amongst other things.
 
Give Us A f***ing Clue - The Lib Dems try to illustrate their spending cuts plans to the public, via the use of charades.
 
Why Don't Hugh

Sulky teenagers refuse to stop watching their television set and go out and do something less boring instead, and claim its actually the responsibility of former Housemartins drummer Hugh Whittaker.
 
Lose women

4 middle aged women talk shite and analyse the SMB's inability to spell the word lose amongst others...

starring LadyMuck.


Pointless

An in depth analysis of the worth and contribution of certain posters to the SMB...
episode 1/37,090
SBC gets scrutinised in this episode
 
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Blue Peter Sutcliffe - The Ripper is sent to Antarctica, where he has to create a scale model of a HGV, with some sticky-back plastic and a Fairy liquid bottle. Naked.
 
Touch the Truck

Gameshow in which contestants compete to win a truck by seeing who can touch said truck for the longest possible time under the watchful gaze of Dale Winton.
 
'Cross Rhodes'

Celebrity chef Gary Rhodes gets into a bit of a tizzy when someone hides his celebrity Flambé burner with hilarious consequences.
 
You've Been Framed

Jeremy Beadle returns from the grave and joins forces with corrupt police officers in order to ruin the lives of innocent people by making them responsible for crimes they didn't commit.

Its a Knockout

Lennox Lewis roams the streets punching random members of the public as Stuart Hall laughs in the background.

Sorry mate, the Pikeys in Darlington have already perfected that one!
 
Wish You Were Queer

Sandi Toksvig is disappointed when Judith Chalmers declines the offer of cunnilingus during filming on the Isle of Lesbos.
 
Holden back the years
Behind the scenes with Amanda Holden as she visits various clinics as she seeks new surgical procedures for younger looking skin.
 
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