Ideas for TV Programmes


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"Winalot."

Steve Bruce spends a week in a dog food factory. "I thought the name of the food might bring us some luck" the fat twat explained.
 
You've Been Framed

Jeremy Beadle returns from the grave and joins forces with corrupt police officers in order to ruin the lives of innocent people by making them responsible for crimes they didn't commit.

Its a Knockout

Lennox Lewis roams the streets punching random members of the public as Stuart Hall laughs in the background.
 
Katie Price is right
The fat titted ,self centred ,black hearted media whores new fly on the wall series follows the nations 'favourite' tart shout ,argue & shout some more before telling everyone that she's misunderstood & a victim of her fame.
 
Butter wouldn't melt.

A knob of butter is placed into famous celebrities' mouths while a blowtorch is applied to see if the old saying is true.
 
Have I got shoes for you

Notoriously wayward celebrities such as Paul Gascoigne are given ten thousand pounds and a week to buy someone a pair of shoes.
 
'Look Who's Hawking'

A light-hearted mid-afternoon chat show, hosted by the heavily-disabled genius Stephen Hawking..

Some motherfuckers do 'ave em
Samuel L Jackson reprises the roll of Frank Spencer

:lol::lol: Laughed out loud there.
 
The Prize is shite:Royal Special.


3 contestants vie to win the most worthless dregs of memorabilia of the impending Royal wedding.


Gash in the attic

Fictional documentary about Anne Franks time as a prostitute to the german army.
Guest starring Steve Guttenberg as a suspicious looking wardrobe.

Doctor Hoot

one off episode of the hit BBC sci fi in which that poncey cu.nt doctor is pecked to death by menacing looking tawny owls
 
It's a Cockout - Every week a man puts his knob through a glory hole, and contestants have to diagnose his latest STD. Starring HBT.
 
'Different Strokes'

An in-depth look at the recoveries of various celebrities who have suffered strokes with cameo appearances by Ronnie Biggs, Patrick Moore and that bloke out of Eastenders who's married to Dot.
 
The Zyklon-B Factor - All reality show contestants are sent into what they think is a shower. Produced by me.
 
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