Ideas for TV Programmes


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Celebrity Shit Club - Dean Gaffney, Calum Best and Beppe DiMarco compete to see who can curl the biggest one out each week
 
WWE Wrestling..

numerous knuckleheads play out a selection fo foolhardy fight moves to be hooped and hollered at by grwon men in spangly t-shirts...

nah.. forget that one.. way too crazy of an idea..it'll never catch on
 
Anyone said "The Running Man" yet, if not put that down.

How about celebrity swimming lengths, you can guess the host.

Who has got the biggest celebrity forehead - hosts Ant and Dec - wouldn't last long mind

Another one for you, forget Question Time, Answer Time where the f***ing politicians have to answer the f***ing question or they get £10K knocked off their salary

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Who Wants Two Beer Millionaire?
Confused Barmaid asks rich man who orderred the pints
 
Poo Dares Wins.

A celebrity gameshow to see just how far these cretins will go in order to keep hold of their ten minutes of fame.

The theme tune would be a remark of the classic Gina G song 'oh ah just a little shit'

The show would be prestended by Les Dennis dressed as a giant bowel, known as 'Barry Bowel'

The contestants will be a host of Z-List Celebs.

Categorys will include:

Stools in Pools:
Similar to apple bobbing, the celebs must pick lumps of shite out of a barrell of water with their teeth. Each shite wins them one point.

Faeces of the species:
The celebs have to study a whole host of turds and decided, by touch only, which turd has come from which animal. One point for every correct answer.

Hunt for the golden sweetcorn:
The celebs have to 'truffle' through a mountain of shite in order to find the golden sweetcorn. The winner gets ten points.

Experiment with Excrement:
The celebs have to make a sculpture of Gillian McKeath out of their own turd. The sculptures are judged by Barry Bowel and the winner gets ten points.

At the end of the show the winner gets to spend a week in a Tramp Whore House whilst the losers all have to take a 20ft plunge into a vat of shite to the tune of Van Halen's 'Jump'.


I reckon ITV4 would be falling over themselves to show this shit (pun intended) and i've already got Dennis Norden signed up to do an out-take show called 'It'll be all shite on the night'.
 
Neighbuzz
Dr Karl Kennedy hosts the new quick-fire quiz show for horses
 
Big fat gypsy suicide pact

fat emo gypsies kill themselves - LIVE!
 
SuperFanny
Problematic children are tamed by the massive cavernous minge of Jo Frost
 
The David Rathband Show.

A twice daily discussion about the heroism of David Rathband, hosted by David Rathband.
 
Neighbuzz
Dr Karl Kennedy hosts the new quick-fire quiz show for horses

:lol:

SuperFanny
Problematic children are tamed by the massive cavernous minge of Jo Frost

:lol:

World Hooker Championship 2011 on BBC2

a whole week of vigorous scuttling of prostitutes by wayne rooney, hugh grant and franc ribery
 
The X Fat Cunt - former fatties belt out show tunes to win a record deal

Hole In The Wall - Nick Knowles goes to see families who have suffered hardships and knocks a hole in their house
 
Slash In The Attic

An enthusiastic team of bargain hunters (including the bloke who wazzed in the shower on Big Brother) break into old people's houses and piss on their antiques and unknown treasures.
 
Slash In The Attic

An enthusiastic team of bargain hunters (including the bloke who wazzed in the shower on Big Brother) break into old people's houses and piss on their antiques and unknown treasures.

A 30 min set of guitar solos from slash, from his attic?
 
'Rath to Mouth'

A fly on the wall build up to short tongued PC David Rathband's first appearance at Speaker's Corner dressed as a reggae-playing rodent.
 
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