Ideas for TV Programmes


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Deal or Node Eel
contestants either accept the bankers offer or they are turned into a notorious Node Eel and thrust carelessly into the ocean
 
'Mock The Geek'

A celebrity panel game in which HBT and his followers are mercilessly ribbed over their love of Microsoft/Android and their inability to converse with real, live people, outside of their virtual universe.
 
Celebrity Catapult.

Whoever is on the cover of the current week's OK magazine gets catapulted into the sea by a lucky member of the public.

Presented by Moyles (who is then catapulted into the side of a building).
I'd watch that. Hell, I'd help fund the fucker
 
The Gnus at Ten

Sitcom in which a wildebeest is unexpectedly elected as Prime Minister of the UK. Mayhem ensues as his three million strong migration moves into Downing Street.
 
I'm a celery tea, get me out of here

Reality TV show documenting a lone celery stick on his mission to escape the broth pan

Big bruv hair

Darren Bent grows an afro - live
 
The cube

Phillip schofield is squashed into a small cube box and is suffocated as the air is extracted from it.
 
Soccer PM - uncut

Helen chamberlain snorts cocaine off the soccerettes tits
 
Who Do You Think You Arnie?
Celebrities set out to discover their aancestory and each one of them finds out they are the child of Arnold Schwarzanegor
 
'Only Fools on Horses'

A fly on the wall documentary following the gibbering Barry Siddall as he explores the world of the rag and bone man.
 
David dickenson's bar gin cunt

Off-the-scale footage of david dickenson drinking gin out of a prostitutes fanny.
 
News at Nine..

liek News at ten but shown one hour earlier.


Strictly come drinking.

12 celebds line up with 12 renowned alcoholics to be trained in the art of drinking
 
'Emos Whirled'

A group of emotionally retarded simpletons with shocking haircuts and a penchant for 'wimpy' music are strapped to the sails of a pink windmill and spun round until sick.
 
In Need of Children 2011

Pudsey bear is replaced by paedobear
 
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