Ideas for TV Programmes


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The Ascent of ****

A docudrama charting boss-eyed bear's rise to the top, despite his inability to wipe his own arse.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spavin

A seemingly everyday man is captured by a ruthless intelligence agency,intent on stealing all his worldly knowledge. He's then released 20 seconds later.

Poo-ridge

Offered the chance of a reduction in their prison terms, three "men" only known by their code names mini-suxcox2, stroking-helmet and carebear choose to accept the challenge of being dangled from a 1000 feet high cliff, until they shit themselves. The audience will receive the unexpected bonus of them all crying for their mammys too.
 
Poo-ridge

Offered the chance of a reduction in their prison terms, three "men" only known by their code names mini-suxcox2, stroking-helmet and carebear choose to accept the challenge of being dangled from a 1000 feet high cliff, until they shit themselves. The audience will receive the unexpected bonus of them all crying for their mammys too.

:lol:
 
Celebrity Catapult.

Whoever is on the cover of the current week's OK magazine gets catapulted into the sea by a lucky member of the public.

Presented by Moyles (who is then catapulted into the side of a building).

YES!!!:lol::lol:
 
Katie Price is right
The fat titted ,self centred ,black hearted media whores new fly on the wall series follows the nations 'favourite' tart shout ,argue & shout some more before telling everyone that she's misunderstood & a victim of her fame.

:lol:

You summed the odious braindead waste of skin up beautifully there mate.
 
When the moat comes in

A look at what questions northumbria police were going to ask in their interviews had roaul moat been caught alive
 
Extreme Fishing with Robson Green - Robson green posts on the SMB in the hope of inciting angry responses.
 
Who do you think you aren't

Celebrities pointlessly trawl through birth certificates and harass people they couldn't possibly be related to.

This week, Stephen Fry is asked to leave by the police, after his endless questions about what his grandparents were like leaves an understandably confused and frightened six-year old black girl in tears.
 
Charlton and The Wheelies

Jack Charlton tracks down members of the notorious Plains Farm gang to see what happened to them since the late '80's.
 
snatch of the day

presented by [a deviant] who has scoured the footage of all the days action and decides with a panel of guest deviants which one would get it
 
Treasure ****
Like Treasure Hunt only with Piers Morgan instead of Anneka Rice

:lol: :lol:

'Mock The Geek'

A celebrity panel game in which HBT and his followers are mercilessly ribbed over their love of Microsoft/Android and their inability to converse with real, live people, outside of their virtual universe.

Mission iMpossible

Comedy capers as Minix2 and Boris Bear try to get laid, using only their craic and telephones.

Guest appearance by Steve Guttenberg as "ambulance driver".
 
Are you being served

Four black men walking about the streets bursting into spontaneous dance in front of random people.
 
Who do you think you aren't

Celebrities pointlessly trawl through birth certificates and harass people they couldn't possibly be related to.

This week, Stephen Fry is asked to leave by the police, after his endless questions about what his grandparents were like leaves an understandably confused and frightened six-year old black girl in tears.

:lol:
 
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