I really really need to fart or shite



foggy said:
Today was a good day

The docs did their rounds including the top honcho and, uninterrupted by Raindog, told the nurse I could have my NG tube out. This happened around an hour later. It's been up nose/down throat for 8 days so this was a huge relief

I walked around 20 metres with just me wheelie thing for balance

I had a cup of black tea

I went back to the operating theatre to take out the messy bundle in my neck and had it swapped for a new central line for feeding

While they were on they howked out the last blood drain, the biggun on the right that had me screaming on Sunday when they tried to remove it after I snapped my epidural line. Ok it's smaller than a baby and I had a lesser dose but these things are magical. I didn't know that until it wasn't there

I had a cup of white tea

I had ice cream

Daryl Murphy scored

But I am still in pain because my bowel isn't moving and it's about time it did. The gases are gathering, the rumbles are there, the wind pain is eye watering, it's knocking on the (back) door

but it isn't happening

I don't care if it's a fart or a shite, or if either happen in the bed

Forest just took the lead again, smiles to piles in 2 minutes for the shop punchers

I. JUST. NEED. TO. SHITE.
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Legend.
If my football team had the bottle and courage as you then we would walk Division Two. Keep fighting mate.
 
foggy said:
Today was a good day

The docs did their rounds including the top honcho and, uninterrupted by Raindog, told the nurse I could have my NG tube out. This happened around an hour later. It's been up nose/down throat for 8 days so this was a huge relief

I walked around 20 metres with just me wheelie thing for balance

I had a cup of black tea

I went back to the operating theatre to take out the messy bundle in my neck and had it swapped for a new central line for feeding

While they were on they howked out the last blood drain, the biggun on the right that had me screaming on Sunday when they tried to remove it after I snapped my epidural line. Ok it's smaller than a baby and I had a lesser dose but these things are magical. I didn't know that until it wasn't there

I had a cup of white tea

I had ice cream

Daryl Murphy scored

But I am still in pain because my bowel isn't moving and it's about time it did. The gases are gathering, the rumbles are there, the wind pain is eye watering, it's knocking on the (back) door

but it isn't happening

I don't care if it's a fart or a shite, or if either happen in the bed

Forest just took the lead again, smiles to piles in 2 minutes for the shop punchers

I. JUST. NEED. TO. SHITE.
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Just do a shart
 
foggy said:
Today was a good day

The docs did their rounds including the top honcho and, uninterrupted by Raindog, told the nurse I could have my NG tube out. This happened around an hour later. It's been up nose/down throat for 8 days so this was a huge relief

I walked around 20 metres with just me wheelie thing for balance

I had a cup of black tea

I went back to the operating theatre to take out the messy bundle in my neck and had it swapped for a new central line for feeding

While they were on they howked out the last blood drain, the biggun on the right that had me screaming on Sunday when they tried to remove it after I snapped my epidural line. Ok it's smaller than a baby and I had a lesser dose but these things are magical. I didn't know that until it wasn't there

I had a cup of white tea

I had ice cream

Daryl Murphy scored

But I am still in pain because my bowel isn't moving and it's about time it did. The gases are gathering, the rumbles are there, the wind pain is eye watering, it's knocking on the (back) door

but it isn't happening

I don't care if it's a fart or a shite, or if either happen in the bed

Forest just took the lead again, smiles to piles in 2 minutes for the shop punchers

I. JUST. NEED. TO. SHITE.
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Just love your attitude foggy ;)
 

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