I know I'm ugly but...


Last week I signed up with an over 50's friendship site. I received three replies from fairly balanced 30 something women which seemed a bit odd for an over 50's site. One asked me to add a photo (this wasn't compulsory) so I did. This morning I received an email telling me that my photo wasn't acceptable (see terms and conditions) being ugly wasn't one of the conditions.

Anyone?
It can't be because you are ugly or just come accross as being weird and a bit desperate or owt like that because lets face everyone on that site will be - that's why they have had to resort to it to find any sort of a "friend" in the first place.

It will be something perfectly innocent like the picture file that you have submitted exceeds the permitted number of kilowatts or whatever they are that's allowed by the site.

Check in the site's terms & conditions to see if there are any restrictions on the picture file size that they allow to be posted. If there's not any then sorry I am wrong and it must be because you are ower weird lookin even for them.
 
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It can't be because you are ugly or just come accross as being weird and a bit desperate or owt like that because lets face everyone on that site will be - that's why they have had to resort to it to find any sort of a "friend" in the first place.

It will be something perfectly innocent like the picture file that you have submitted exceeds the permitted number of kilowatts or whatever they are that's allowed by the site.

Check in the site's terms & conditions to see if there are any restrictions on the picture file size that they allow to be posted. If there's not any then sorry I am wrong and it must be because you are ower weird lookin even for them.
Kilowatts 🤣 everyone knows it's pixies.

Nb: There are no friendship sites, the oldies are the worse...it's a scary world out there, and for that reason I'm out!
 
Last week I signed up with an over 50's friendship site. I received three replies from fairly balanced 30 something women which seemed a bit odd for an over 50's site. One asked me to add a photo (this wasn't compulsory) so I did. This morning I received an email telling me that my photo wasn't acceptable (see terms and conditions) being ugly wasn't one of the conditions.

Anyone?
Try the over 70s site.You'll fit in well
 
Friendship is over-rated! Get yourself a dog!
Got two dogs, best friends I ever had. Anyone can get sex, me included, but kind words seem harder to find. Have lived with an unkind woman for 20 years, would just like to binge on some simple conversation.

ps. This place has kept me sane.
Try the over 70s site.You'll fit in well
It's called a graveyard mate.
 
Got two dogs, best friends I ever had. Anyone can get sex, me included, but kind words seem harder to find. Have lived with an unkind woman for 20 years, would just like to binge on some simple conversation.

ps. This place has kept me sane.

It's called a graveyard mate.
Time to stop pissing about, get back onto that site , and give it a proper go , then keep us fully updated with progress so we can offer constructive feedback and suitable advice of the dating/friendship/bucking/chat club journey - make perfect sense :D
 
Unkind woman or just lacking empathy? They can seem the same.
Sorry, I meant unkind to me...she can be very kind to people who she has empathy with.
Time to stop pissing about, get back onto that site , and give it a proper go , then keep us fully updated with progress so we can offer constructive feedback and suitable advice of the dating/friendship/bucking/chat club journey - make perfect sense :D
You need to stand for PM mate, no messing social politics at it's best 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
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The Fritzl detainee never spoken of?
 
The Fritzl detainee never spoken of?
I just know you've framed it and put it on your bedroom wall...I'm flattered mate, any port in a storm and all that :D

ps. There is a sad truth in your Fritzl comment...my recent freedom has made me put my hands up to that one. Being dutiful can be a dangerous quality :(
 
I just know you've framed it and put it on your bedroom wall...I'm flattered mate, any port in a storm and all that :D

ps. There is a sad truth in your Fritzl comment...my recent freedom has made me put my hands up to that one. Being dutiful can be a dangerous quality :(
I need summat, i can only repeat the 73 team forwards and backwards so many times 😀

Thin line between duty and doormat i've found.
 

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