I got jumped

[dangermows]

intrigued, but short of time ?

Can anyone summarise ?

Did he go to the Police ?

Turns out it was all a hoax and he brayed himself. We have former plod @gavinmcant to thank for solving the mystery. The other mystery, which is how old the ex plod is, and why he is now ex (he keeps changing his story) remains unsolved.

 

[muggboots]

intrigued, but short of time ?

Can anyone summarise ?

Did he go to the Police ?

It can't be done, you've seen how Match of the Day can ruin a great game, read the lot.

 

[jaxaxe]

It can't be done, you've seen how Match of the Day can ruin a great game, read the lot.

See you in a bit, then.

Observation 1: (still only reading page one) did he honestly expect sympathy on here ?

Observation 2: page 6 and I am already in bits..

 

[---Nemo---]

You're going to A&E with that? Nee wqonder the NHS is fucked. Need to man up you big f***ing wuss.

Probably nicked it shaping his eyebrows.

 

[Deleted member 29136]

Not condoning what happened or anything but you do have a very punchable face.

That is the greatest post I've ever read on here.

 

[jaxaxe]

Enjoyed that.

Thank you @LondonMackem for sharing your face with us.

Need to find this Ghost thread now to see what else I've missed

 

[Skandhaless]

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Get yourself along to boots...
I'm sure they can match that shade for mascara , it's a good look for you.

 

[Lexingtongue]

Reet I'm just putting this out there for shits and giggles but after borrowergate, punchgate would just make the weekend on here probably the funniest for a while or until taybarns shuts next week

Say you've made it up @LondonMackem even if it's just for the massive furore it'll cause

Link to this other thread, mate?

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Link to this other thread, mate?

Threads in the plural

All deleted now

 

[Boz33]

Link to this other thread, mate?

As chunky says, sadly all deleted, they were a cracking read too

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Monday morning at the hairdressers

LM: morning all
Female co worker: O M G! What happened to you?
LM: bare knuckle boxing
FCW: I didn't know you did that, did you win?
LM: of course, you should see the state of the other chap. Anyway, is Mrs Jones still coming in for her roots this morning?

 

[sima-hebburn]

Did he go to the Police ?

he told us he got jumped . what if , it was a woman that gave him the cut when he tried it on

 

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[Norwich Red n White]

Threads like this are more entertaining than most of the shite on tv these days!

Not only a lad with a cut and black eye who was either assaulted or self harmed, but the added twist of retired PC Sherlock Mcant solving the alleged assault and accusing the alleged victim of doing it himself in the first place!

And we've had actual pictures too! Brilliant.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

And we've had actual pictures too! Brilliant.

Sure about that? Not wanting to start a conspiracy theory but..

 

[Jardin]

Threads like this are more entertaining than most of the shite on tv these days!

Not only a lad with a cut and black eye who was either assaulted or self harmed, but the added twist of retired PC Sherlock Mcant solving the alleged assault and accusing the alleged victim of doing it himself in the first place!

And we've had actual pictures too! Brilliant.

You can always rely on the Police to suspect the victim first

 

[LondonMackem]

Monday morning at the hairdressers

LM: morning all
Female co worker: O M G! What happened to you?
LM: bare knuckle boxing
FCW: I didn't know you did that, did you win?
LM: of course, you should see the state of the other chap. Anyway, is Mrs Jones still coming in for her roots this morning?

 

[dangermows]

Can you be arrested for assaulting yourself by the way?

 

[Boz33]

Can you be arrested for assaulting yourself by the way?

Doubtful otherwise 100% of blokes would be in nick for trying to strangle their cocks

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

How's the eye fella?