LondonMackem
Striker
on the way back from the pub last night and my eye is nearly sealed shut and my lip is busted. Is it still worth putting ice on it now or will it make no difference after waiting this long?
I got jumped
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Barnacle Boy
Striker
Nookie Bear
Winger
It'll help reduce the swelling , feel better soon
dangermows
Striker
Shite hurdler
LondonMackem
Striker
Cheers mate. Got a gash above the eye that's still bleeding and looks like it requires stitches so gonna have to go to A&E it seems anyway
Sister Ray
Midfield
Ice won't do anything now.
Ibuprofen is what you need
Ibuprofen is what you need
Nookie Bear
Winger
But not if you have a history of stomach problems
Get yourself to a&e to get it checked out , not a great way to spend Saturday afternoon but best not take any chances
Abu Dhabi Red and White
Striker
Is that all?'They'e not getting the full fee that we paid!
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Sd40-2R
Guest
Been to the police ?
Probably left it too long for stitches but it'll still need to be cleaned properly.
RichD
Striker
And you didn't go to hospital yet you feel the need to post it on a message board...very strange...
S.S.R..
Winger
Tell the truth; you tried to vault over a bollard and fell on your face, didn't you?
LondonMackem
Striker
No and I don't want to. Just wanna get it checked and patched up.
What's strange about it? Im leaving for the hospital now. Don't you believe me or something?
RichD
Striker
Why in the world would I believe you?
Barnacle Boy
Striker
This story would have been funnier if it actually happened
LondonMackem
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Barnacle Boy
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bernardbresslaw
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Just get your mam to kiss it better.
RichD
Striker
like I said why didn't you go to the hospital and phone the police?
Joe Public
Striker
Not condoning what happened or anything but you do have a very punchable face.
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