I feel a right tit

[dangermows]

dunno I'd be in the cubicle nursing a stage fright piss

 

[MooBaaOink]

dunno I'd be in the cubicle nursing a semi at the thought of a woman

 

[Hair Flick]

Moved here.

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Looks a right Bobby Dazzler

 

[gazc24]

I always try and make the jobs worth stewards uncomfortable as possible when they do the search, stupid comments like "what no dinner first""not my normal type, but a mouths a mouth" airport security on the other hand, not a word, them be having gloves.

 

[dangermows]

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Looks a right Bobby Dazzler

Doesnt wear geggs anymore.

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

Also said they had a female steward posted inside the male bogs

What? Literally through the letterbox? That poor woman!

 

[Cockney Mackem]

The fat mags will be shiteing it, all those moobs needs supporting somewhow

Haway man, the mags have got the BEST SUPPORT IN THE WORLD, their moob bras will be like them ones 50s pin ups used to wear

 

[EchoMan]

Its on the Beeb web site

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-40992174

 

[Dave Herbal]

Some Greek wifey felt mine in Zante airport. I beeped the metal detector and had to be patted down so I was standing with my arms out. She was patting my back and then all of a sudden put her arms around my torso, felt my boobies and said "oh it'll be your bra that set the machine off"

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