I bet that's how Jolene always dresses to do the housework

[Arkle]

Converted grenade sparks bomb squad alert at Portsmouth home

 

[Cookie]

She's 43? Plus VAT surely, jesus wept.

Still wad like.

 

[Mickdundee]

Her tits take the attention away from her face!

The video is a cracker too. That house!

 

[Bob Fleming]

They have a 22 year old lodger. Reckon I know how he pays the rent.

 

[becs]

She's 43? Plus VAT surely, jesus wept.

Still wad like.

I'm 43 and she looks older than me.

 

[Goat Eyes]

I bet she’d do owt for a tenner.

 

[Beer_Monkey]

I bet that 22 year old lodger is having a right old time while the old man is out!

 

[tunstall birdman]

I bet Jolene has been cocked more times than an auld rifle

I would not hold her hand in public. Not my type at all.

 

[Secret Visage]

I'm 43 and she looks older than me.

Looks far older than you

She's 43? Plus VAT surely, jesus wept.

Still wad like.

Aye if VAT was 50%

 

[joemcdokes]

Jolene, jolene, joleeeen, i'm beggin of you please don't take my granddad.

 

[Dave Herbal]

I'm 43 and she looks older than me.

That’s a matter of opinion surely?

 

[BDI]

She's 43? Plus VAT surely, jesus wept.

Still wad like.

I see shes got her picture on the wall behind her

 

[Tex]

I would not hold her hand in public. Not my type at all.

Well she (presumably) has a fanny like, so that immediately rules her out of contention.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Well she (presumably) has a fanny like, so that immediately rules her out of contention.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

I would not hold her hand in public. Not my type at all.

But would you swing one into her?

 

[TheRey]

I'd rattle,but it'd be a "bend over and face the radiator" job

 

[Goat Eyes]

Well she (presumably) has a fanny like, so that immediately rules her out of contention.

She could have two if TB got involved.

Jolene 2 Fannies.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

I'd rattle,but it'd be a "bend over and face the radiator" job

Looks like she had her face pressed against the radiator.

 

[tunstall birdman]

But would you swing one into her?

My wanger not my fist and I would have to be really pissed.

 

[TheRey]

My wanger not my fist and I would have to be really pissed.

I reckon she's taken more fists than Tyson Fury