Hugging at work

[TubeStationAt12]

I'd cuddle any fucker any day.

 

[Bob Fleming]

A Bloke who came to do a quote for some insulation. Dodgy fuckers but he thought it appropriate to say goodbye to my missus with a peck on the cheek.

So I let them do the work, complained and then refused to pay.

Ha ha ha ha.

Me wife left me for him like but I think I had the last laugh.

 

[RossTheNinja]

i keep looking out for you in Durham Sainsburys, and when I find you it will be like a Benny Hill sketch running round the aisles.

Never been never will

 

[Snappy]

When I used to work in an office the lasses would finish Friday afternoon, hug when they met up in Revs Friday night and then first thing Monday morning give each other hugs cos they hadn't seen each other since Friday night. f***ing mental man.

That post is oozing with jealousy.

 

[ProfessionalMackem]

Who on earth goes around hugging people at work?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40580986

I used to manage someone who greeted everyone like they were her long lost family. People who she'd only spoken to on the phone would be met with a huge shriek "Eeeeeee hi aye" then a bear hug.

The whole office would cringe whenever it happened

Stop being a prude mate. Hugs are fun and therapetic

 

[Bonzo]

Wor lass gave me a big hug tonight when I told her I had got a new job in a bowling alley. She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."

I noticed these jokes the last couple of days ,

 

[Skandhaless]

No need , only if someone is distressed . Next thing is we will all be bringing cup cakes in

 

[Guinness Guzzler]

Fuck that crap.

I hate those insecure macho assholes who think they need to prove themselves by crushing someone else's hand.

Aye I hate that too, a ridiculously soft hand shake is just as bad though, go to shake someone's hand and it goes limp like a wet fish

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

More people should hug more people more often.

#HaveYouHuggedAnSMBerToday?

Most go by the slogan of -
#HaveYouBuggedAnSMBerToday.









Not buggered...

it goes limp like a wet fish

Try pills?

 

[Smiler]

I hug at work but I work with lots of nurses

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Emiraties and Saudis often shake hands with westerners even if they see them every day. A 'mate' of mine was disciplined for refusing to shake hands cos 'they don't use bog paper to wipe their arses'

 

[Royal 8er]

Mind there's a lass at work I'd love to cuddle

I'm sure she feels exactly the same

 

[bobpc30]

Mind there's a lass at work I'd love to cuddle

We all have them.

"I currently work in a team, and we're huggers. But there are those who will courageously say 'I'm not a hugger'."

Cannot think of anything worse.

 

[obrienobrien]

I'll hug any fecker me like

 

[Longy]

Prefer a hi5 tbh

I go for the more left field belly bounce. Cleaned my boss out telling her to have a good weekend on Friday.

Emiraties and Saudis often shake hands with westerners even if they see them every day. A 'mate' of mine was disciplined for refusing to shake hands cos 'they don't use bog paper to wipe their arses'

What do they use like?

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

I go for the more left field belly bounce. Cleaned my boss out telling her to have a good weekend on Friday.


What do they use like?

The local bogs have a kind of water jet thing to squirt up their jacksies.

 

[soapster]

Emiraties and Saudis often shake hands with westerners even if they see them every day. A 'mate' of mine was disciplined for refusing to shake hands cos 'they don't use bog paper to wipe their arses'

In Germany they see shaking hands as a common courtesy and as part of the "hello"

The local bogs have a kind of water jet thing to squirt up their jacksies.

no skid marks then

I'll hug any fecker me like

if a lass wants to give me a hug and a kiss, feel free. mind you a few years ago, a lass every time we met she wanted a full blown kiss on the lips, which she wanted to linger. got a bit frightening in the end and used to try and avoid her. Did not want to do the obvious, she wasn't a bad looker though.

 

[Deleted member 634]

One of my mates has started giving everybody ridiculously long hugs when he sees them. Just no need, makes you uncomfortable. Barely want to talk to any fuckers at work never mind hug.
Like xx on texts from blokes, wrong uns I tell yee

 

[AlpineExile]

What do they use like?

Traditionally it was their left hand.

I like the look you get on some of their faces when they notice I'm left-handed - I'm sure they assume I use my right hand when on the bog.

 

[CatRyan]

I am always getting hugged by blokes at work. I hug with women after long absences and big news etc but blokes be hanging off me all the time