Howden Aldi Death Queue



:lol: people love him n’all :lol: MEETAZ

Rule Britannia
Marmalade and jam
Get me off this party bus
I'm off to kill ya Nan, whey!
I got a letter from the NHS
It said it's here for 12 weeks or 12 weeks or summat
I'm 25 going on 95
Yeah, I'm 25 going on 95 and I wanna die
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
Keep your distance
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
That's less than two meters
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
Keep your distance
I said woah, woah, woah, woah
That's less than two f***ing meters
 
Jesus wept if that’s the better than his other stuff I can’t imagine how shit that must be
His other stuff is a half Dire Straits half Springsteen copy with festival singalong choruses for millenials who never heard the previous two mentioned acts.

Understand why they like it, but its not my cup if tea
 

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