YesBy another "midget wrestler"?
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YesBy another "midget wrestler"?
Try deet the knarsFuck all - I've tried everything and nothing works including the expensive sprays and lotions - I just get pissed and let the little fuckers feast on me
The worst thing is my boyfriend never gets a single bite while I'm covered - we went walking in Yorkshire on Sunday and I got tortured by horseflies and he doesn't have a single bite - same with mossies when we're abroad
True story: I was in a bar the other day and there’d been midget wrestling on the night before and one had been thrown out of the window.
I'd always thought it was an urban myth. It's ussually suffixed with "...The SAS use it."Honestly can't be sure, I think I got told in one of the Scottish hostels...
Are you sure they were horse flies? You'd certainly know about it if one of those bit you. Bites from them are far less common than mosquitoes.Fuck all - I've tried everything and nothing works including the expensive sprays and lotions - I just get pissed and let the little fuckers feast on me
The worst thing is my gf never gets a single bite while I'm covered - we went walking in Yorkshire on Sunday and I got tortured by horseflies and she doesn't have a single bite - same with mossies when we're abroad
To be honest I'd use it for the first day then just put up with it. After the first evening swarm you barely notice any more.I'd always thought it was an urban myth. It's ussually suffixed with "...The SAS use it."
I've found smoking a massive Robert De Niro type cigar helped. Clouds of smoke and the mozzies and midges didn't like flying in it. Mind I had a horrible after-taste in my mouth every morning and probably will develop mouth cancer.
The obvious precaution is to wear long sleeves and socks etc... can be very effective.
Are you sure they were horse flies? You'd certainly know about it if one of those bit you. Bites from them are far less common than mosquitoes.
It’s not. It’s Smidge, smothered in it or just bin it and go to the coast.I’ve never found the tab smoke thing to be particularly effective.