How often do dirty car drivers change their pants?


Ooh look at me.

3 cars.

Mrs Fiat 500 (spotless)

Me 325 coupe from new.(Pristine)

And a knackered, filthy, manky, stinking, honking, minging Clio Dog Bus. Full of shite, mud arl awo, dog hair everywhere. Need windscreen washers on the inside.
Wipe your feet on the way out.
 
Rinsed my car down today but that was because I couldn't see out the reversing camera and it was annoying me
 
I’ve washed my own car once. I spent a fortune at Halfords On products, spent at least 2 hours, and it looked absolutely shite in the end. The Turks for a fiver do a better job than me, what a waste of time
 
I currently live on a new build estate which is like a building site. I shower twice a day and chance my clothes all the time. Is that ok? :lol:
It is mental the amount of dist that finds its way into the house on an estate that's still being built. Hoovering the whole house twice a day still isn't enough.
 
I clean my car on an extremely regular basis.

I have never, however, used anything but my pants to have a shit in.

Hope this helps.
 
Last washed my car myself about 3 years ago I think. Go to the car wash once or twice a year. Vac it out regularly because of the dog (well every 3-4 months). I’ve got better things to do at the weekend than worship an average Ford car.

The bloke next door to my mam washes his car every weekend, no matter what the weather. There are times he goes on holiday, washes the car the day before, puts it in the garage and off he goes. Within an hour of being back the still clean car is pulled put the garage, washed and put back. Mental.

I was thinking of giving the back of mine a blast with the jet wash. You get a dirty hand closing the boot. Other than that, I just don’t care.
 
Mine is stressing me out. Gone over a week now without the chemical guy - autobrite treatment.

I’ll do today sometimes.

I don’t wash trousers much.
 
It is true though. I never wash my car it's very very dirty AND I have noticed that my underpants are filthy .

I could understand it if I used my underpants to clean my car which to be frank I have always suspected the owners of clean cars of doing.

On the other hand I know of lots of people who never change their underware yet they don't own a car and travel by public transport
Rinsed my car down today but that was because I couldn't see out the reversing camera and it was annoying me
You only needed to clean the camera lense. There was no need to have gone that far.
 
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Washed the car Saturday afternoon as the forecast was dry for the week, pissed down Sunday, car is filthy again, my pants aren't though.
 
It is true though. I never wash my car it's very very dirty AND I have noticed that my underpants are filthy .

I could understand it if I used my underpants to clean my car which to be frank I have always suspected the owners of clean cars of doing.

On the other hand I know of lots of people who never change their underware yet they don't own a car and travel by public transport

You only needed to clean the camera lense. There was no need to have gone that far.

If you'd seen the rest of my car it might've given you an idea why I couldn't see out of it :lol:
 
But it's something you could do yourself really.
I'm sure there are others.

If I was meant to cook God would have given me the ability to.
I’ve washed my own car once. I spent a fortune at Halfords On products, spent at least 2 hours, and it looked absolutely shite in the end. The Turks for a fiver do a better job than me, what a waste of time

You ain’t doing it right then.
 
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Regularly washing the car is the past time of the bored middle aged man. Nowt else better to do.
Nothing as sad as a bloke who cleans his car every week. I’ve been driving for 20 years and I’ve never once cleaned the car. It’s like £5 for a car wash
There's a bloke round here who washes his cars every Friday night. I mean haway man.
 
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What staggers me is people who have lush cars, but cba to clean them :lol: probably because a massive % of said cars are just these p2p scams for payday millionaires.


But having not had the time nor inclination to check this cesspit of a forum over the weekend, i’m guessing we probably have 4 pages of replies from people who spend half their lives on an internet forum but claim they can’t find 20 mins per week to quickly wash their car as they are too busy?

I’ve also seen people say “whats the point in washing it when it’s just gonna get dirty again” :lol:
Think I've washed my car twice in 5 years. Fuck that like, who gives a shite?
Scruff
Couldn’t give a shite tbf what’s the point just for it to get dirty the next time you take it anywhere.
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I can't be arsed to wash my car, but I don't think there's anything weird about wanting to have a clean car if that's your bag. I don't like my car or care about what happens to it, really. Frankly I'd love someone to write it off, as long as no-one was injured.
 
My car was filthy so needed a wash (Last one was probably in the summer when I paid for a valet). Spent ages trying to remember how to fit the hose to the kitchen tap. Then blew up the pressure washer. Then pulled the car into the back lane right onto a steaming bag of turd. :lol: Wish I'd left it covered in muck.
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