How often do dirty car drivers change their pants?


Couldn’t give a shite tbf what’s the point just for it to get dirty the next time you take it anywhere. Hard to keep the inside clean with Bairns anorl just constantly fight a losing battle
 
I took my car to the car wash yesterday for the first time in ages and it was still grubby when it came out the other end. I should probably clean it more often.
 
Once a year just before it needs to go in for MOT and service, I know they wont judge me but its something my dad always done so I just carried on the pointless tradition, absolute mess atm though, been to Birmingham and Alloa twice both in the last 10 days.
 
What about cabriolet drivers, are they all baldy?
It's impossible to keep the car clean this weather with all the wet muck and salt on the roads. I washed mine last weekend and it was absolutely minging again after a few days.

Clean knickers every day like.
No no don't do it, that's what the op wants to hear your pathetic excuses so he can snivel at you.
 
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Got a company car. Even get a monthly allowance to wash it. Can’t be arsed.
Only wash it for going to funerals (it’s not a hearse), just think it’s respectful to turn up in a clean car.
 
Nothing as sad as a bloke who cleans his car every week. I’ve been driving for 20 years and I’ve never once cleaned the car. It’s like £5 for a car wash
 
It's impossible to keep the car clean this weather with all the wet muck and salt on the roads. I washed mine last weekend and it was absolutely minging again after a few days.

Clean knickers every day like.

The other day I was coming home from work and I was behind a lorry which was spitting all the muck from the road right on to my windscreen.

I’m off to a wedding next week so if the weather is nice on Tuesday and Wednesday I will do it all then.
Nothing as sad as a bloke who cleans his car every week. I’ve been driving for 20 years and I’ve never once cleaned the car. It’s like £5 for a car wash

Perhaps he just takes pride in his motor? And isn’t lazy like those who take their cars to a car wash? Why pay someone £5 for something you can do for nothing yourself?
 
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I live 7 miles up a single track road, mud all owa. Its impossible to keep the car clean, i wash it weekly.
Change my duds daily and brush my teeth twice a day.
 
Best part about country living. Clean vehicles aren't cool.
 
I value the time more that I've saved by spending 7 quid at Sainsbury's car wash instead of doing it myself just to achieve the same result.
 

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