how much were you paying for pints this weekend?

keema naan

Central Defender
prices in that there london are scandalous
I walked in to a pub and says hello to the barman and he turns around and looks at me funny
"Pint of bud there please"
He looks confused
"Oh you mean budweiser?"
I gans aye,you work in a bar for gods sakes,how do you not know what bud is

It cost a tenner,no pork scratchings on the bar either
 


prices in that there london are scandalous
I walked in to a pub and says hello to the barman and he turns around and looks at me funny
"Pint of bud there please"
He looks confused
"Oh you mean budweiser?"
I gans aye,you work in a bar for gods sakes,how do you not know what bud is

It cost a tenner,no pork scratchings on the bar either
Did anyone say hello?
 
Pint of corona
2 pints if Guinness
Pint of peroni
Pint of lemonade
Pint of some hazy craft ipa .


£29.20

So what's that between 6 drinks..

Not bad at all and that was oxford circus
It was less than 6 quid a pint in there mate. How did you enjoy the club Wembley level seats?
 
Bought a pint of Dortmunder, I think, in that Black Sheep place on wembley way. Must have been over 6 quid. Not arsed day out innit
4 pund Morreti at Wealdstone
 
prices in that there london are scandalous
I walked in to a pub and says hello to the barman and he turns around and looks at me funny
"Pint of bud there please"
He looks confused
"Oh you mean budweiser?"
I gans aye,you work in a bar for gods sakes,how do you not know what bud is

It cost a tenner,no pork scratchings on the bar either
He might have been trying to save your taste buds and sell you Budvar.
😁
 

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