How long was it before



With the ex-wife zero minutes, we were house sharing together, then one night, empty house and one thing led to another.

Christ....I wish I'd be out now anarl!
 
About 4 year. She lived in a shared house and I was still at me mam's.

I remember us both moaning about paying £50 or whatever it was for a tree our first Christmas in there. It's just gone back up for the tenth year running.

It's just a log now.
 
Space Hopper said:
My Sister thought moving into a house boat on an African river with her new partner would solve all her money problems.

She's living in denial.
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When my wife left, at first I was sad, upset and lonely. Since then, I’ve bought a new bike, shagged two lasses and blown a fortune on drink and drugs.
She’ll go mental when she gets home from work.
 
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4 years, we did it the old fashioned way. Got engaged, saved up for a deposit, bought a house, got married, carried her over the threshold and all that. Proper gent, me.
 

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