How is Stephen Hawking still alive?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by ProfessionalMackem, May 30, 2017.

  1. taipeisafc

    taipeisafc Winger

    I assume you mean heavy water (the stuff with deuterium instead of hydrogen) which is present in sea water and can be extracted. The nazis were working on a bomb using D2O IIRC but I don’t think there is much call for it from a weapons point of view as the technology we use to annihilate millions has moved on
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  2. GK

    GK Striker Contributor

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  3. I think you need to have a word with yourself marra. As if you actually think that embarrasses me ffs.

    Why are people so wired these days?

    Thanks for that mate. But you seemed to miss the actual question out.
  4. GK

    GK Striker Contributor

    It embarrasses your op. I'm embarrassed for you. Fancy thinking an illness meant he a prop in a global conspiracy.

    You even thought it wasn't him

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  5. Putting a smiley at the end of your post doesn't mask the fact that you need to take a chill pill and stop taking yourself so seriously.

    It embarrasses nothing but yourself my good man.
  6. GalacticZorro

    GalacticZorro Central Defender

    All statistics inherently need an anolamy. If not for abnormality how would we define normal?

    I would say it's luck. A hard word to associate with Stephen, but luck nonetheless.

    Or it's simply he has Windows Update on automatic.
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  7. taipeisafc

    taipeisafc Winger

    Maybe it is earlier in the thread but who got heavy water from us?
  8. GK

    GK Striker Contributor

    He's working for the new world order man. And he's not stephen hawking. His illness somehow proves this.
  9. Not on this thread mate. Was one I started earlier in the week. Israel is the terrorist state we supplied heavy water in the 50's to.
  10. GK

    GK Striker Contributor

    Why did we supply some? They could have just bought it. You can too.
  11. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

  12. rockaway

    rockaway Striker

    Happy now?
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  13. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    Are you happy now you've bumped this to the first page?
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  14. rockaway

    rockaway Striker

    I’m as sad as the next guy mate, but a little black humour is alright in my book.
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  15. They'll be some sort of conspiracy behind his death now, this is how some peoples minds are wired up.
  16. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    Ah, thought you were having a pop at the thread creator. :oops:;)
    Soz, carry on.
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  17. He's not dead, just gone back to the factory for a software update.
  18. WhoAreYa73

    WhoAreYa73 Midfield

    Format the fucker :oops:

  19. Patch

    Patch Winger

    Fucking Putin at it again!
  20. Wilfy

    Wilfy Striker

    And some new batteries.
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