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Ever thought of entering the UFC?
Shaolin priests are not allowed to enter.
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Ever thought of entering the UFC?
Cock Of The North said:Ever thought of saying summat witty/interesting/original![]()
Pot kettle black.
I dare say that I'd have had Marradonna in my back pocket if I'd played in the 86 world cup. That's just based on evidence.
I'd certainly have brought the fucker down when he started on that run like.
If this is some kind of 'Office' rip-off sexual inuendo, it's f***ing poor.
If not then I'd have to say I'd hit any fucker with anything available if it meant I won.
I don't give a shit aboiut the Marquiss of Queensbury, I'd kick him right in the bollocks.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Cock of the North is called Logic.
Cock of the North doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Cock of the North has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Who is Cock of the North these days?
Word on the street is he can knock out Bruce Lee with a single punch
Probably could considering Bruce Lee is a corpse these days.
He knacked Chuck Norris didnt he?
Too right I do you clodhopping galoot.
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Go on Phil. Even though you look like Tosh off The Bill I reckon you've got a few moves.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Cock of the North is called Logic.
Cock of the North doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Cock of the North has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Cock Of The North said:Why do you sad fuckers always trot out that same tedious line as if you have a f***ing clue ............ you don't, so don't think you're clever, you're not :roll: