How hard was Bruce Lee really?

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cluffy said:
No, just wondered how you'd disarm someone in an unfriendly hostage situation

He'd just sit on them and absorb the bullets in his gut and then black them out with his butt cheeks.
 
I assume your bedroom has an entire shelf full of the shite :lol:

It's all a f***ing joke man, grow up.



That's f***ing poor on your part tbh ....... are you an idiot by any chance?

COTN, having read this thread I think you come across as a right fooking wanker mind. Just sayin.
 
How Cock,

Being such a double hard bastard, I assume you've seen UFC 1?

Yer nah, the one where that little skinny Brazilian kid Royce Gracie took on 3 chaps not dissimilar to the kind of chap you're describing yourself as, and fuckin raped them??

Big buggers anarl, proper hairy, heavy, biker types (with the exception of Ken Shamrock who was just a fuckin freak). I bet all of them were sprouting out the same bullshit as you just seconds before they went out and ended up being tied in knots and totally embarrassed by that skinny little Brazilian kid.

I've nee doubt your a tough fella, and I'm sure you'll knack the likes of me, but your delusions of grandure are quite worrying:eek:
 
Don't underestimate the power of 'the mad rush forward' mate ;)

TBH, sometimes that's your best option for someone who's quick and accurate.

If you can pin them down they'll eventually totally exhaust themselves trying to get you off.
I know because I've done it and when they were gasping I put my thumb and forefinger behind their windpipe and blacked him out ... piece of piss to be honest with you.

I don't underestimate it, been on the receiving end and have done it myself.

Aggression or strength win most fights and the winner is usually but not always the fighter who lands the first solid blow.

Fights outside of the ring or cage are crazy chaotic affairs. No matter how much training you have or how big you are there is no guarantee of winning.

Your chance of winning a fight are massively improved by training for it. Training for strength, speed, stamina, impact, accuracy and mental toughness will give you a huge edge over people who don't train.
 
No, just wondered how you'd disarm someone in an unfriendly hostage situation

Only 2 ways in my opinion.

A) Get behind them and clout them with summat heavy.

B) Trick them into accepting you as an accomplice then revert to plan A.
 
That's fair enough mate and I agree.

Where the 'man in the street' goes wrong is that he doesn't really want to fight and will allow a blow to come in while he's hesitating .... what you need to do is claim you don't want any trouble then nut the fucker as hard as you can.

I don't care how many black belts someone has, break their nose and they're generally fucked.

It's crude but it's better than coming second :lol:

Do you frequently come first? :lol:
Maybe that's the source of your agression?
 
I actually agree with COTN, fights don't happen like they do in the movies, get on someone and 9 times out of ten it evens the odds once the adrenaline is going.
 
How Cock,

Being such a double hard bastard, I assume you've seen UFC 1?
Yer nah, the one where that little skinny Brazilian kid Royce Gracie took on 3 chaps not dissimilar to the kind of chap you're describing yourself as, and fuckin raped them??

Big buggers anarl, proper hairy, heavy, biker types (with the exception of Ken Shamrock who was just a fuckin freak). I bet all of them were sprouting out the same bullshit as you just seconds before they went out and ended up being tied in knots and totally embarrassed by that skinny little Brazilian kid.

I've nee doubt your a tough fella, and I'm sure you'll knack the likes of me, but your delusions of grandure are quite worrying:eek:

No, don't even know what it is tbh.

I never watch anything violent as I find it tedious.

I've no idea if I'm hard, or not, I just wouldn't crawl in front of a Chinese dwarf and would do everything and anything I could to batter him especially if my family was in danger.

I'd like to think we all would if it came to it.
 
No, don't even know what it is tbh.

I never watch anything violent as I find it tedious.

I've no idea if I'm hard, or not, I just wouldn't crawl in front of a Chinese dwarf and would do everything and anything I could to batter him especially if my family was in danger.

I'd like to think we all would if it came to it.

I'd fight any fucker for my family

I wouldn't last long like but I'd be game as fuck :lol:
 
I actually agree with COTN, fights don't happen like they do in the movies, get on someone and 9 times out of ten it evens the odds once the adrenaline is going.

Watch the highly trained bodyguards when President Reagan was shot.

FFS, years of martial arts and the daft fuckers are flailing around and falling on their arses :roll:
 
I actually agree with COTN, fights don't happen like they do in the movies, get on someone and 9 times out of ten it evens the odds once the adrenaline is going.

What he's missing though is that none of us are saying Lee would fight like in his films. If you've watched him train or spar or looked up his early life you'd know he was nails.
Could kick a boxing bag to the ceiling.
Then look at who trained him too. Yip man.

Solid, Bruce.
 
Cock Of The North said:
No, don't even know what it is tbh.

I never watch anything violent as I find it tedious.

I've no idea if I'm hard, or not, I just wouldn't crawl in front of a Chinese dwarf and would do everything and anything I could to batter him especially if my family was in danger.

I'd like to think we all would if it came to it.

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I'd fight any fucker for my family

I wouldn't last long like but I'd be game as fuck :lol:

You'd be surprised.

If one of your kids was in danger you'd pick up anything you could and batter the attacker with it until he couldn't breath or was screaming for his mam :neutral:
 
Cock Of The North said:
Watch the highly trained bodyguards when President Reagan was shot.

FFS, years of martial arts and the daft fuckers are flailing around and falling on their arses :roll:

Run at someone and take them to the floor and elbow them in the face. Game over.
 
What he's missing though is that none of us are saying Lee would fight like in his films. If you've watched him train or spar or looked up his early life you'd know he was nails.
Could kick a boxing bag to the ceiling.
Then look at who trained him too. Yip man.

Solid, Bruce.

A dropkick in the bollocks would have him turning yellow :-D
 
No, don't even know what it is tbh.

I never watch anything violent as I find it tedious.

I've no idea if I'm hard, or not, I just wouldn't crawl in front of a Chinese dwarf and would do everything and anything I could to batter him especially if my family was in danger.

I'd like to think we all would if it came to it.

I can't help wondering what the likely-hood is of your family becoming in danger of a chinese dwarf.
 
You'd be surprised.

If one of your kids was in danger you'd pick up anything you could and batter the attacker with it until he couldn't breath or was screaming for his mam :neutral:

Probably right, I'd murder the **** if the bairns were in danger

Our lass could fend for herself
 
Cock Of The North said:
You'd be surprised.

If one of your kids was in danger you'd pick up anything you could and batter the attacker with it until he couldn't breath or was screaming for his mam :neutral:

How many times did Bruce Lee attack someone's kids, you daft ****?
 
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