How do you wash your armpit if you only have one hand?


I've chopped that top of my middle finger off - Hurts quite a lot and have to keep the dressing dry
How to people with one hand wash the arm pit of that arm?
My wife won't do it for me

Yet she'll gladly stick your boner in her pussy and ride you into the middle of next week? An armpit is child's play in comparison. 😂

Back on track, I can easily reach my right armpit with my right hand and do the same with the left. Think monkeys and chimpanzees.
 
Really , how do you turn the twisty but and hold the handle at the same time ??
Oh yeah.
Just had a go. It's impossible.
Though my wife and kids can do this for me.
They won't wash my armpit though :rolleyes:
use an electric one.

Nice to know in you hour of need your lass is like nah ...not as if your asking her to suck poisiness snake venom out of your foot ...God forbid you need mouth to mouth resassitation and she's the only one there.

If its just the one finger wrap the dressing in clingfilm or a small freezer bag and tape it up at the bottom ,not as if your steeping in the bath .
I wrap it in a dogs poo bag and sellotape it when in the shower, but it's too painful to even contemplate using this hand to wash my armpit.
Yet she'll gladly stick your boner in her pussy and ride you into the middle of next week? An armpit is child's play in comparison. 😂

Back on track, I can easily reach my right armpit with my right hand and do the same with the left. Think monkeys and chimpanzees.
Really ? I can't - well if I stretch it I can more or less get my finger tips to touch the bottom part, but not the top bit and no where near to have a good scrub.
I've pulled a muscle in my thumb on my good hand now just trying to give it a go.

Surely to do this your fore arm has to be more or less flat with the upper arm. my biceps are massive btw
Same the Op had a mare here
Freaks able to do that.
Must be 8 stone wet through
I thought everyone could touch their armpit with the hand of the same arm :eek: Am I some kind of genetic freak like?
Possibly
 
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So this whole thread is a "look at me, I have massive biceps & can't do normal things" :lol:
 
So this whole thread is a "look at me, I have massive biceps & can't do normal things" :lol:
They're not really that big, but them and my forearm together , no way can I wash my arm pit !
I'm fairly inflexible though. - I've just asked my son to do it and he could do it easy - he's dead skinny though. Not sayinh I'm fat like ...

I just had a shower and tried the knee thing and it was fairly ok so I'm sorted for the next few weeks till it hopefully starts to heal.
 
I've chopped that top of my middle finger off - Hurts quite a lot and have to keep the dressing dry
How to people with one hand wash the arm pit of that arm?
My wife won't do it for me
Stop being a fanny man ;)

Water proof plaster and do it as usual but rather than use ya middle finger use ya index and thumb
 
I thought everyone could touch their armpit with the hand of the same arm :eek: Am I some kind of genetic freak like?
Never tried but just discovered I can give it a fingering without getting a good scrub on.


To the OP the obvious answer is you have to scoure the internet for someone with the same injury and become shower buddies until you are healed
 
Really ? I can't - well if I stretch it I can more or less get my finger tips to touch the bottom part, but not the top bit and no where near to have a good scrub.
I've pulled a muscle in my thumb on my good hand now just trying to give it a go.

Have you a loofer as that will solve your problem. That will reach the parts other tools can't reach. 🤔 😉
 

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