How do you measure up against celebrities?

[Lambchops]

f***ing hell man

Moby and Kim Jong Un!!!

You missed jimmy krankie

 

[BigPete]

Some no names and oldies - Jane Powell, Janet Gaynor, for me and Jada Pinkett-Smith. Not many 4ft 11 1/2 women out there!

I'm nearly 2ft taller than you

 

[StiflerPG]

Its not the size that counts its what you do with it....thats what I've always been told anyway.

 

[BigPete]

Hathor-Julius-Bjornsson
Peter Crouch
The Undertaker
Kane
Afro jack
Giant Haystacks
Magic Johnson
Tyson Fury
Brian Shaw
LeBron James

Canny few people my height

 

[Son of Stan]

I'm nearly 2ft taller than you

 

[Forrest Gump]

Hathor-Julius-Bjornsson
Peter Crouch
The Undertaker
Kane
Afro jack
Giant Haystacks
Magic Johnson
Tyson Fury
Brian Shaw
LeBron James

Canny few people my height

Lanky twat

 

[BigPete]

Lanky twat

Calm down short arse or I'll stand on you

 

[Forrest Gump]

Calm down short arse or I'll stand on you

Wad

 

[Deleted member 27677]

Arnold shwartziniger

 

[Forrest Gump]

Arnold shwartziniger

Twins ?

 

[Deleted member 27677]

Twins ?

I’m guessing you will be the size of Danny Devito you little cünt?

 

[Forrest Gump]

I’m guessing you will be the size of Danny Devito you little cünt?

Tell you what you and @BigPete, I’ll let you have @oROSSo anarl!

Eh eh eh

 

[BigPete]

Tell you what you and @BigPete, I’ll let you have @oROSSo anarl!

Eh eh eh

Eh?

 

[MackemBob]

Herman Munster
Big Phil Banks from Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Jeremy Clarkson

 

[Forrest Gump]

Eh?

Offering you out

 

[Deleted member 26533]

Christian Bale
Elvis
50 cent

 

[BigPete]

Offering you out

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

Paul Sparks, weez he like ?

Weez most of the cumts ?

 

[The Exile]

Bill Murray
Rutger Hauer
Vinnie Jones
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Kurtwood Smith
Patrick McGoohan
Burt Lancaster
Leslie Nielsen
Doug McClure
Ed O'Neill
Alan Rickman

Also I'm basically an amalgam of all these people.

 

[CatRyan]

Who is the man in so many of the photos?