How cultured are you?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by burb, Aug 13, 2017.

  1. becs

    becs Striker Contributor

    I read they are a waste of money as most of the bacteria is killed by your stomach acid before it moves into your gut where it's needed.
  2. i am 80% cultured..
  3. I was grown in a Petri dish.
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  4. joemcdokes

    joemcdokes Striker

    Very true, it's to do with the lack of fat in them to protect it from stomach acid, if you are going to use such products you need a good fat content which allows the bacteria to get through your system.
    Best taken on an empty stomach as well.
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  5. JKs canoe

    JKs canoe Striker

    Very, I own carpets & my windows aren't even boarded up.
  6. Iballistic George

    Iballistic George Goalkeeper

    Don't talk to me about sophistication I've been to Leeds.

  7. Stubbs ftm

    Stubbs ftm Winger

    Getting one of them foreign takeaways tonight, very cultured here
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  8. Spennymackem1981

    Spennymackem1981 Central Defender

    I joined the Marines so i could meet exiting and new people from different cultures.......and Kill Them
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  9. DurhamRedStripe

    DurhamRedStripe Full Back

    Try the time stop stuff, its canny.
  10. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    I don't know.
  11. Bigfoot

    Bigfoot Midfield

    I was born and raised in the Hylton of Castle area, during the renaissance, I shit culture.
  12. Boinger

    Boinger Winger

    Pfft!... most of the members of SMB can't even spell culchered.
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  13. Never joined the Club.
  14. elder

    elder Striker

    in my last job i shared the tea room with ballerina's, opera singers, actors, artists, comedians and so on...
  15. joemcdokes

    joemcdokes Striker

    My left foot used to be.
  16. What's the difference between a pint of milk and USA?
    If you leave a pint of milk for 200 yrs it gains a culture
  17. Got a painting of a horse in my gaff. Cant get more cultured than that shit right there.
  18. becs

    becs Striker Contributor

    I raise you the Mayan calendar painted on a piece of leather.
  19. Im cultured not frikkin royalty
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  20. Lord Potts

    Lord Potts Winger

    I am from Marley Pots and I can use a spoon.
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