How cultured are you?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by burb, Aug 13, 2017.

  1. burb

    burb Midfield

    Every day I have a Yakult and an Actimel, so I consider myself well cultured, me.

    Just wondered if anyone else on here considers themselves cultured, and why?
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  2. Cultured to fuck me.
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  3. Julio_legend

    Julio_legend Midfield

    I'd say I'm cultured as I can speak 3 other languages and have lived in Spain.
    I have also taught English as a foreign language in a few schools here and worked with students from all over the world while doing it. So many interesting stories and customs I learnt from teaching them.
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  4. Banks

    Banks Striker

    Sorry to burst your bubble but wasn't It proven they were both a waste of money :lol:

    No scientific boost to you at all im sure :lol:
  5. Skandhaless

    Skandhaless Striker

    We're all cultured, just the culture of influence that varies. See how cultured I am knowing that? ;)
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  6. I've been to Bali, worked in India for the government and been to the ashes in Australia. For these reasons I am cultured.
  7. Fred Secrets

    Fred Secrets Striker

    Link? I have an actimel every day. I'll stop if it's totally pointless.
  8. Mackem00

    Mackem00 Striker

    I was taking Berocca on a morning until I found out it is a complete waste of time like. 3 quid odd a packet n'arl.
  9. Ramshanker

    Ramshanker Winger

    I like Asian porn
  10. Very. I use Andrex Ultra to minimise the possibility of my fingers getting soiled when wiping me hoop.
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  11. Fred Secrets

    Fred Secrets Striker

    Ah, fuck off. I take them, too!
  12. Mackem00

    Mackem00 Striker

    I'll add that they are pointless if you have a reasonably balanced diet. If you eat nowt but shite then they'll fill a gap I suppose.
  13. MrOompapa

    MrOompapa Striker

    Speak competent Chinese, good Japanese and am a beginner in Korean. Lived in Hong Kong and Shanghai.
  14. Fred Secrets

    Fred Secrets Striker

    Some shite, some proper food. I had better keep taking them.
  15. Thurston

    Thurston Winger

    Watching foreign language films is indicative of being cultured, so I'm told. Chapeau.
  16. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Yes. A mate of mine was involved in some independent research on Yakult.
  17. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Winger

    Loads of wooshes, to a particularly shit joke?
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  18. Royal 8er

    Royal 8er Winger

    On here for many being cultured means they get out of the bath to take a slash
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  19. Fred Secrets

    Fred Secrets Striker

  20. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Winger

    It's good for your skin.

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