I stopped reading at "cup". Naked girl, naked man, cup, I could see where this was heading. PERVERT!I was once bucking a lass at hers, she was on top bucking back and suddenly she froze and let out a loud scream. It shocked me and I thought 'What the fuck, surely this is nowt to do with me?'. She then shouted "SPIDER!!!" and jumped off fast as fuck. I turned my head quickly, still in full stott on and look at the wall behind my head.
The biggest House Spider that I had ever seen was just a few inches above my head on the wall, I nearly shit myself and jumped up fast as fuck, heart racing!!
As this lasses naked body was shaking with fear, she shouted "I'll get the hoover and hoover it up". I shouted "No!! get me a cup