Housework and modern man

[Deleted member 5265]

Mr P currently fitting new rads, rewiring, ripping up laminate flooring #RealBloke

 

[HABA87]

Something like this, with my % input listed

Regular
Cooking 30%
Hoovering 50%
Washing up 75% (this would be closer to 25% but rework is nearly always required )
Bins 85%
General cleaning 40%
Window cleaning 100% - this is strangely satisfying
General DIY 95%
Food shopping 10%
Paying the household bills 100%
Sorting the cars out at the garage and that 100%

Seasonal and Rarities
Going to the tip 100%
Cutting the grass 100%
Other gardening 75%
Shoveling the snow 100%
Ironing 100%
Painting and decorating 80%

I think I should ask for a greater stake in the power based on my contributions.

 

[Charmless Man]

I think the reason I do so much in our house is that I don't really trust anyone to do as good a job as me.

I do a lot of cooking when we are together because frankly I’m just better at it.

 

[b1gals]

A woman should be good in bed and sexually adventurous
A woman should be capable ofcompleting domestic chores
A woman should be a good cook
A woman should be comfortable in all social situations

A Man's role is to ensure these women never meet each other

 

[Epping]

A Wife should be good in bed and sexually adventurous

Yours is mate... I've learnt a few tricks

 

[b1gals]

Yours is mate... I've learnt a few tricks

as usual I finished early

 

[Howard the Duck]

I'd love to see and compare some of your other halves equivalent lists and percentages.

 

[Spot]

I'd love to see and compare some of your other halves equivalent lists and percentages.

tough she's busy right now

 

[max wartbug]

She does 100% of the easy jobs and I do 100% of the quality control. And, never mind the dishwasher business, how come they can't get their heads round recycling?

 

[Ludwig]

Got one about a year ago. Used it for about a week, and it's been in a cupboard in the utility room ever since.

At least The cupboard will be lovely and clean then !

 

[T_Bone]

I occasionally turn the tv over.

 

[007Iron]

I'd love to see and compare some of your other halves equivalent lists and percentages.

I am 007iron's other half, and can confirm what he said, and that I am a lazy fuck.

At least The cupboard will be lovely and clean then !

We wake during the night thinking we've got burglars.

 

[JAZZMANB]

Had my own flat for 7 years before shacking up with anyone ,never been looked after,wouldnt want to be
Back solo and my house is clean and tidy,piece of piss

 

[007Iron]

Had my own flat for 7 years before shacking up with anyone ,never been looked after,wouldnt want to be
Back solo and my house is clean and tidy,piece of piss

Don't get a dog.

 

[jamieboy]

Some massive vaginas outing them selves here

 

[JAZZMANB]

Don't get a dog.

Had 4 cats when I was married ,all dead now ,my missus did all the petting I cleaned up all the mess old cats make
Pet days are over

 

[Deleted member 36123]

I do as much as I need to and as little as possible

Thats a bit steep - give ours equivalent of 20 quid inclusive of travel for 3 hours every week

Is that even minimum wage?

 

[Lambchops]

I do as much as I need to and as little as possible



Is that even minimum wage?

Yep

 

[AndyGray1985]

Some massive vaginas outing them selves here

Thanks for the tip mate!

 

[hank williams]

I Do the hoovering gardening & washing up but our lass does the cooking laundry & ironing