Horticulturists of the SMB

[bernardbresslaw]

I'd probably invest in a decent pair of loppers

Approach it, then sit down and look at it for a bit, then open a beer, give it a few more filthy looks then put the loppers back in the shed till next year

And repeat

I've tried that mate.

 

[pillars of hercules]

f***ing hell, looks like cousin It!
Gonna have fun hacking that back

At least he can shred it and dig it into his soil