Horrendous Hangovers

[Marty Moose]

For me a tub of coleslaw usually does the trick

That's the weirdest one ive ever heard, coleslaw man ffs

 

[mcq10]

Nothing works for me other than getting out for some fresh air.

Bottle of orange lucozade, and some kind of pastry based product to eat helps

 

[RichD]

Going to try and think of an excuse to leave the kid with a responsible parent at the party and sly out for a heart attack of a full English breakfast

Can't even eat that muck when sober and on top form man

It's class man

 

[Fred Secrets]

Who the fuck has a birthday party at half nine in the morning? Even if it is a child.

 

[Nookie Bear]

Diahoralite

 

[dangermows]

The OP ruled out drinking, otherwise the obvious answer is a bloody Mary, a drink designed to do exactly what he wants.

 

[Al Bundy]

Got to say I’d just grasp the nettle and have a couple of beers to get straightened out.

I accept the OP would find this difficult at a kids party

 

[Dennis]

Can of Monster The Doctor and a Bacon Darbie followed by a dump usually sorts me out

 

[natinnam]

Ive got some mental pain killers issued in Vietnam, one of them and pints of water, sorted by dinner time. Side effect if you hit the ale again, it liquifies your bowls for the next few days.

 

[Thrall]

Not trying to rub salt in the wounds bit I'm fresh as a daisy and ready for a nice day.

Well there's a surprise, you being the complete opposite to the original post....

 

[Slow joe]

Well there's a surprise, you being the complete opposite to the original post....

Well if you want I can tell a lie and say I have a raging hangover but it wouldn't make any sense really.

 

[Thrall]

Well if you want I can tell a lie and say I have a raging hangover but it wouldn't make any sense really.

He could say he has a massive cock and you would say you have a pecker just to go against the grain.

 

[Deleted member 43869]

Eventually the words 'never again' actually stay with you. It's the hangovers that eventually make you pack it in. The thought of a grade 10 hangover terrifies me. A full on physical, emotional and existential apocalypse made me realise it is never worth it.

Having said that in the good Ol days 2 pints was the only way to take the edge off!

 

[AndyGray1985]

Large meal at McD

 

[Slow joe]

He could say he has a massive cock and you would say you have a pecker just to go against the grain.

To go against the grain..... Yes that's why I'd say that ... Obviously.

 

[Deleted member 44322]

Any hints and tips for cures?

Before anyone says a mender, I'm at a child's birthday party at 9:30am, and its possibly frowned upon.

Are you feeling better? Did you survive the party?

My hangover isn't shifting today, have tried food, sleep, water. Last option is now a beer

 

[Marty Moose]

Are you feeling better? Did you survive the party?

My hangover isn't shifting today, have tried food, sleep, water. Last option is now a beer

3 americanos and a bacon butty in town to steady the ship. Then detoured home via the local for a burger and chips then a follow up bowl of dirty fries, washed down with a couple of menders. Then home for a couple of hours kip. Now sat with a black coffee watching the match. Not 100% by any means, but starting to at least feel human again.

 

[Lukas73]

Gatorade and a wank

 

[Deleted member 44322]

3 americanos and a bacon butty in town to steady the ship. Then detoured home via the local for a burger and chips then a follow up bowl of dirty fries, washed down with a couple of menders. Then home for a couple of hours kip. Now sat with a black coffee watching the match. Not 100% by any means, but starting to at least feel human again.

You've definitely covered all hangover cure bases, good work!

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

For about the millionth time

Massive shit
Berocca
Double espresso
Pickled onion monster munch

Wait 30mins

Bloody Mary