Hope they don't fuck this up

[PinzaC55]

I read an article the other daya about some experiment at CERN and some expert stated the worst that could happen was the earth could be shrunk to a 600m diameter

It would make travelling to London really quick then.

 

[Deleted member 15970]

Aye, my passport to love and romance!

Don't forget the fake tan, you don't want to blind them!

 

[tunstall birdman]

Don't forget the fake tan, you don't want to blind them!

Unless it's a facial.

 

[becs]

It would make travelling to London really quick then.

The HS2 people would be really pissed off as well.

 

[steve30000]

We have been recreating temperatures hotter than the sun for decades.

Your scared of people who drive white vans so I can understand how you'll be shaking like a shitting dog right now.

What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[Hue Jorgan]

The hottest and coldest things in the universe. At the same time, inside a metal tube in France.

Sounds very safe

A slice of cheese on toast is hotter than the sun.

As are maccy D’s Apple pies

 

[Morse]

Digressing a bit - whatever comes along to ‘solve’ the energy and/or climate change issue isn’t going to benefit our bank accounts, you can be certain of that.
Given that much of the UK’s power is from wind farms, ie clean, sustainable energy, it’s odd that bills are ever increasing.

No matter what comes along, we will always pay handsomely for energy. Patents, taxes, there’s always a way to get money from people.

 

[SAFCOldie]

It would make travelling to London really quick then.

Actually shrunk was the wrong word, it was condensed

 

[Joe Public]

What the fuck are you talking about?

Which bit didn’t you understand and I’ll be able to let you know.