Holiday Souvenirs

[The Raven]

I used to bring a mate of mine novelty lighters back from holidays.

One year I bought him a lighter shaped like a bottle of Budweiser, it blew up in his hand, I stopped bringing novelty lighters back from holiday.

 

[Keawyeds]

Wife gets 3 a year, they're like a wind chime on the balcony

That might just be the best idea you ever had.

 

[Bob Fleming]

Some of those cocks appear to have aboriginal art adorned on them?

 

[Arkle]

Had that in Cuba on the trips - I'm sure we made some ridiculous detours just to stop at the same souvenier place each time. Really annoying tbh.

The really annoying thing was that one of the places we stopped at was the factory that made half of the stuff that was on sale elsewhere.

I used to bring a mate of mine novelty lighters back from holidays.

One year I bought him a lighter shaped like a bottle of Budweiser, it blew up in his hand, I stopped bringing novelty lighters back from holiday.

Have you started bringing him novelty artificial hands instead?

 

[Epping]

I used to bring a mate of mine novelty lighters back from holidays.

One year I bought him a lighter shaped like a bottle of Budweiser, it blew up in his hand, I stopped bringing novelty lighters back from holiday.

is that cos he is now dead so has no use for them anymore

 

[Keawyeds]

Some of those cocks appear to have aboriginal art adorned on them?

Honestly, they were very weird

 

[The Raven]

The really annoying thing was that one of the places we stopped at was the factory that made half of the stuff that was on sale elsewhere.



Have you started bringing him novelty artificial hands instead?

Novelty 'burn gel'

is that cos he is now dead so has no use for them anymore

He didn't die but he did say it was a bit of a shock.

 

[Epping]

Novelty 'burn gel'



He didn't die but he did say it was a bit of a shock.

you on about the lighter or the novelty dildo bottle opener

 

[soapster]

Afternoon all,

Mrs K and I have been away to Rhodes for a week. Canny place but the airport is a farce and the state of some Brits when they're on holiday is horrific to behold. Predominantly Scousers. Urgh.

When we were away we saw all kinds of local tat and genuinely nice stuff for sale to take home.
I myself have returned with a Mythos Beer t-shirt. As y'do. I drank enough of it I should have got it free but there you are.

However, as well as the magnets, olive skewers, bottles of olive oil and so on was this.

A rack of massive wooden cock bottle openers.
It doesn't exactly shout "I've been to Rhodes" does it.

What's the weirdest touristy crap you've seen/bought while you've been away?

Has the new accommodation tax been brought in yet

 

[The Raven]

you on about the lighter or the novelty dildo bottle opener

bit of both

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Yep @Barnacle Boy gifted us one after his last holiday - I can say I have his cock on my freezer

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

They sell those all over Europe.

Hi

 

[skatebaard]

Hi

Hey

 

[Sir Lancelot]

no one brings a git big sombrero or dionkey back anymore. remember my sister bringing a git big one back

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The first time that I went to Spain the coach back to the airport was filled with so many donkeys it was like a stable!

 

[hefty em]

I brought 2.5gram of hashish back from the dam the other week, and a pipe.

 

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[jarramackem]

Fancy bringing one of these back from the Canaries this year......

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....................might get a sombrero too

 

[becs]

There were cock related items in a shop in Portugal last year. I said to my eldest, "what about something off here for my Mam?" and he went bright red and said "errr ok" and wandered off

 

[dickie mc rich]

Afternoon all,

Mrs K and I have been away to Rhodes for a week. Canny place but the airport is a farce and the state of some Brits when they're on holiday is horrific to behold. Predominantly Scousers. Urgh.

When we were away we saw all kinds of local tat and genuinely nice stuff for sale to take home.
I myself have returned with a Mythos Beer t-shirt. As y'do. I drank enough of it I should have got it free but there you are.

However, as well as the magnets, olive skewers, bottles of olive oil and so on was this.

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A rack of massive wooden cock bottle openers.
It doesn't exactly shout "I've been to Rhodes" does it.

What's the weirdest touristy crap you've seen/bought while you've been away?

What you got against these wooden cocks like? Had a case of arsehoop spelks haven't ya

 

[Chesterladmackem]

I remeber this foot long bull fighting spears people brought back in the 70's,
Lethal they were.