Help!

[Sebasaurus II]

Can somebody recommend something I can buy in the supermarket or chemists that will completely cure diarrhoea for 24 hours? I have a date tonight and have been up since 4am and have been to the loo no less than twelve times. That's right, twelve f***ing times!

Over to you lot.

 

[Mackem Chris]

A massive tampon

 

[Wilfy]

Immodium is canny good.

 

[Spot]

prunes and lots of them

 

[Sebasaurus II]

Immodium is canny good.

Will it be 100% effective? That was my first thought but I've not used it before.

 

[CraigyLee]

Immodium is canny good.

Does the job @Sebasaurus II but you'll feel like guff

 

[Wilfy]

A massive tampon

Or this.

Will it be 100% effective? That was my first thought but I've not used it before.

Aye, but as Craigy says, you won't feel brilliant.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

Does the job @Sebasaurus II but you'll feel like guff

When I'm under the influence of it or tomorrow? What are the side effects like?

 

[becs]

Will it be 100% effective? That was my first thought but I've not used it before.

Buy supermarket/chemist brand loperamide. It's the same as Immodium but loads cheaper.

I'm an expert on diarrhoea and it does work well!

 

[Space Hopper]

Do you want your diarrhoea to resume after 24 hours?

 

[JAZZMANB]

This could get messy,don't take her swimming

 

[The Spezial One]

Can somebody recommend something I can buy in the supermarket or chemists that will completely cure diarrhoea for 24 hours? I have a date tonight and have been up since 4am and have been to the loo no less than twelve times. That's right, twelve f***ing times!

Over to you lot.

Immodium and lots of dry toast.

Thought you had a lass!?

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Out of date mince.

 

[Baloo]

I think the only 100% effective cure is a cork and some duct tape.

 

[CraigyLee]

When I'm under the influence of it or tomorrow? What are the side effects like?

Feel bloated as fuck like can't imagine mixing it with alcohols a good idea

Your next shit will be like granite

 

[Sebasaurus II]

Immodium and lots of dry toast.

Thought you had a lass!?

The last ten days or so have been rather eventful in the world of Seb marra.

 

[banned user]

Immodium is canny good.

Fuckin hell, you've been helpful

 

[Sebasaurus II]

Feel bloated as fuck like can't imagine mixing it with alcohols a good idea

Your next shit will be like granite

I will not be boozing.

 

[Mackem Chris]

Immodium and lots of dry toast.

Thought you had a lass!?

Must be a new bird thats why he is literally shitting himself

 

[Lil Layne]

Immodium and lots of dry toast.

Thought you had a lass!?

You can go on a date with your lass iirc