Hearing the Neighbours

The Raven said:
In the house I'm in now, nothing. Unless they are getting some work done.

In the old house, f***ing everything.

I got up one Saturday morning, went downstairs, made a cuppa and sat on the couch.

I heard a door burst off it's hinges next door and the fat bint scream 'who's number is this on your phone'

him: One of the lads man.

her: I'll ring it then.

Turns out the number was for the lass who he had been having an affair with for a couple of years.

Entertaining stuff. He'd been on holiday with the other lass and all sorts.

Better than Saturday morning telly.
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Touch ID on phones is the best invention ever :cool:
 


CatRyan said:
I grew up in a detached house so had no real experience of hearing my neighbours unless they went in their gardens or had a big party.

Now I live in a block and I sometimes like hearing the music and noise of my neighbours.

I have one neighbour who screams all day though which is annoying, now she is playing Chris de Burgh


Prefer the screaming like.

What can you hear of your neighbours?
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Geneva convention breach right there
 
In first house we’d hear next door Mrs getting rattled on a Wednesday night them friday , like clockwork....got friendly with them, went out for a drink once and she got pissed and casually asked if we’ve ever heard them....I spat my drink a bit, then said no...summer was worse, windows open...I gave a round of applause once.
 
I hear everything from the people upstairs. Arguing, they move furniture every day, improvement works, Toilet, Bedroom activity, arguing - more of this than anything else, clashing doors and their car doors. But it's a good life.
 

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