Hearing the Neighbours

Discussion in 'SMB' started by CatRyan, Apr 15, 2019.

  1. mini-x2

    mini-x2 Striker

    Nowt we’re detached, apart from the dog of one Marley Potter who won some money on the lottery and moved to our estate :evil:
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  2. king of the road

    king of the road Midfield

  3. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    If you’re on holiday get yourself round man.
  4. Work. And after being on it all weekend, I could use a good nights kip.
  5. pinewaves1868

    pinewaves1868 Goalkeeper

    We've had a couple of selfish tw*ts. One at the last place played telly & music git loud. He would go out all day and leave the feckn music on. He was quiet for a whole week once - the week we had the recording gear in.

    The one at our current place claims he's got mental health issues so he doesn't have to work. I heard him telling his daft mates now to get evidence. He's had people across the road, on the other side from us, shouting to turn the shit music down. His response? "F*ck off ya c*nts". His record is an ambulance, an ambulance car, and four, yes FOUR police cars outside at the same time. He occasionally claims one of his mates has tried to stab him and has a small self-inflicted cut somewhere. He drinks all day in decent weather then calls ambulances and the police when he's pissed.
    I know mental health is a serious issue but shits like him are wasting resources. He's had the crisis intervention team walk out on him.
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  6. When the missus is away next door, our neighbour hooks his Playstation up to the big telly.

    Explosions, gunfire and the occasional screams of "Fuck off, Fuck off, Fuck off !!!".
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  7. bobpc30

    bobpc30 Winger

    One side is a mag who likes punk. Never hear or see him. The other side is an older couple who listen to a shit French Des o Connor. The bloke will be in his fifties I reckon. Seen him have one job and that lasted a week, lazy ****.
  8. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    I’m in a mid terrace and it’s fine.

    Middle aged couple on one side and I’ve never heard a peep out of them.

    Then a young-ish family (one son in his early teens) started renting next door. Very rarely hear anything except the kid playing video games as his bedroom is the one adjoining mine. They have a little dog as well but it rarely barks unless it’s in the garden and another dog walks down the cut behind our gardens.

    Little freak appears to be into dragons and shit based on what you can see on his windowsill from the front of the house. Needs to cut that out sharpish imo.
  9. SteveFTM

    SteveFTM Striker

    Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours With a little understanding, you can find the perfect blend Neighbours, should be there for one another That's when good neighbours become good friends
  10. Lexingtongue

    Lexingtongue Striker

    The dog?
  11. How did you guess :lol:
  12. That's women for you :rolleyes::lol:
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  13. Nigerian family. Don’t see or hear much of them. He thinks he’s Dizzy Rascal, she seems canny, always have a bit chat. The son is chubby and miserable. I think their mission is to devalue my house by doing silly shit to theirs constantly.
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  14. Lexingtongue

    Lexingtongue Striker

    This was at 8:48 in the morning. The Burmese are the most inconsiderate people I've ever come across.
    Last edited: Apr 16, 2019
  15. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker


    Nah the son.
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    JAZZMANB Striker

    Despite the New build urban myths I never hear them and they have a new born and a toddler
    I hear his Porsche start up now and again
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  17. The Raven

    The Raven Winger

    In the house I'm in now, nothing. Unless they are getting some work done.

    In the old house, fucking everything.

    I got up one Saturday morning, went downstairs, made a cuppa and sat on the couch.

    I heard a door burst off it's hinges next door and the fat bint scream 'who's number is this on your phone'

    him: One of the lads man.

    her: I'll ring it then.

    Turns out the number was for the lass who he had been having an affair with for a couple of years.

    Entertaining stuff. He'd been on holiday with the other lass and all sorts.

    Better than Saturday morning telly.
  18. Sidewinder2

    Sidewinder2 Winger

    @stephen cartwright I can hear him and his mrs in Washy Village, like tarzan has caught his wanger in his zip
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  19. iansun

    iansun Striker

    Seen the materials they use for them :lol:
  20. Hello.:)
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