Having difficulty understanding someone.

[Urban Silverback]

Fuck. Me.

And people wonder why this place has gone to dribbling shit man.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Am orf it Jimmy!

He is Scottish?

 

[Spot]

I have a Cornish mate and I'm for ever saying what the fuck did you just say

 

[dom]

He is Scottish?

Usually if I can’t understand someone it’s inevitably a pissed Scotsman!

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Instead of saying, 'I've no idea what you are saying', I'd go on an internet forum and make a thread about it.
Probably the most logical outcome to the situation.

But if posters didn't do this there would be no forum?
there's always an alternative to putting something on here.

 

[What A Waster]

I have a Cornish mate and I'm for ever saying what the fuck did you just say

To him or just generally?

 

[joemcdokes]

But if posters didn't do this there would be no forum?
there's always an alternative to putting something on here.

The OP didn't want to upset someone, seems like a right snowflake to me, the forum would probably be much better off without them.
Is that what you meant?

 

[look out piano]

Just smile and nod.

 

[Spot]

To him or just generally?

Mind I've lived in Leicester for 38 years and the twats rarely understand what I'm saying

 

[tunstall birdman]

Usually if I can’t understand someone it’s inevitably a pissed Scotsman!

I once pulled a Scottish bird on holiday and could understand her in general when pissed. But fuck could I understand her(And her mates) when I woke up in her apartment in the morning after the night of passionate sex. Explain that?

 

[joemcdokes]

I once pulled a Scottish bird on holiday and could understand her in general when pissed. But fuck could I understand her(And her mates) when I woke up in her apartment in the morning after the night of passionate sex. Explain that?

Pegging does that so I've been told.

 

[dom]

I once pulled a Scottish bird on holiday and could understand her in general when pissed. But fuck could I understand her(And her mates) when I woke up in her apartment in the morning after the night of passionate sex. Explain that?

I can’t explain passionate sex with a Scottish bird and her hairy arsed, sporran wearing mates man, no way!

 

[tunstall birdman]

Pegging does that so I've been told.

What's that?

I can’t explain passionate sex with a Scottish bird and her hairy arsed, sporran wearing mates man, no way!

She loved my English sword I must say!

 

[joemcdokes]

What's that?

It's when you bend them over the balcony and they keep hold of the towels making sure they don't fall off the rail.

 

[tunstall birdman]

It's when you bend them over the balcony and they keep hold of the towels making sure they don't fall off the rail.

 

[dom]

What's that?

She loved my English sword I must say!

Braveheart was she?

 

[tunstall birdman]

Braveheart was she?

She must have been when she saw the size of it.

 

[dom]

She must have been when she saw the size of it.

No wonder they want out the union!

 

[tunstall birdman]

No wonder they want out the union!

She was not a Hearts fan but it was a union of hearts that night.

 

[dom]

She was not a Hearts fan but it was a union of hearts that night.

Hibs is the future mate, Hibs and Celtic!
That’ll put a few on here off their haggis.