Have you ever stolen anything while drunk?

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i once got on me mates shoulders and started to take down the letters from victoria wine near the town. yanked a stiff one and went flying landing on me back, 2 days in hospital for that.instant karma
similar period similar area we took down a couple of flags from a barrets homes estate. me marra wore his over his shoulders to walk home, sure enough coppers pull over and arrest him for theft, instant karma

swapping people hanging baskets around was a good one,and taking the sale signs from the top of the cars at barnes car sales and putting them on all the cars round the corner
 
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cast iron council bench in barrow in furness weighed a f***ing ton, in a mates garden now. Large banner(about 20ft) from outside a pub on the the main road through barrow town centre, pub was still open
 
Stolen a CCTV camera from the reception of a casino in Leeds after losing a fortune pissed up, i got a phone call from the police the next day saying they would not press charges if i took it back. I felt like a right tit handing it back in and i received a lifetime ban from all Grovner Casinos.
 
Many years ago I was walking my gf home pissed/stoned and we passed a local mosque/sikh temple (dinnar which one it was) when we saw all these shoes and flip flops outside by the entrance. Long story short... we stole all the left foot shoes and flipflops and threw them over a garden, then ran home pissing ourselves. It was absolutely hilarious. Great memory :lol:

When I was 18 I woke up one morning with a 12ft long Pirelli banner wrapped around me like a toga. I knew straight away where it had come from.. a local garage. I'd had my eye on it for months. Obviously I'd nicked it the night before but had no memory of nicking it. The fucker went up on my bedroom wall anyway along side my SAFC flag and poster of Pamela Anderson.
 
Was sway camping down Scarborough, walking back from the boozer me and the lads pinched a picnic bench, chairs and planters from outside some caravans...woke the next day to the manager shouting for us to get out the tent, we climbed out and were greeted by a lovely searing area that we had built. He has who done it, we tried to deny all knowledge buy the garden area we'd built was practically an extension on the tent.

We were booted off the site
 
The worst thing is having thick drunks stealing your time by repeating the same inane stories to you believing they are interesting or god forbid funny.
 
A lad went home early, couldn't handle his drink, so when we finished at 4-5am we went to the local golf course and knicked one of the flag poles from one of the holes. Carried it back about 3 miles to this lad's house and posted it through his letter box.

Woke up with shards of fibreglass in my hands that I was picking out of them for at least a week. Completely worth it, that was that lad telt :lol:
 
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