Has the annoying build up to Chrimbo started yet at your workplace?

[Deleted User 11453]

People are talking shite already.

Still plenty of working days left.

Wonder why UK plc is being overtaken?

People are fuc&ing lazy nowadays.

 

[rockaway]

Na, im being roped in to working some of it. Happy happy Joy Joy.

 

[PhilSAFC]

Aye. Office has been bombed with lametta. You don't know what lametta is? No neither did I, I f***ing do now though

 

[Teed]

Nowt annoying about our Christmas build up, it's class, trees up and decorations, everybody getting in that crimbo mood, love it me like!

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Nowt annoying about our Christmas build up, it's class, trees up and decorations everybody getting in that crimbo mood, love it me like!

2 weeks of doing nowt is good for the economy?

 

[Bob Fleming]

No decorations other than official ones allowed. New office and they don't want the tart's shite homemade efforts ruining the designer look.

Sit with mainly gadgees so no xmas talk.

However work party last friday night and have three xmas lunches this week two of which will be afternoon piss ups.

 

[Spot]

yes organised fun for everyone i.e. shite

 

[Teed]

2 weeks of doing nowt is good for the economy?

Well get ya arse into gear yi soft lazy bastard, we work like little beavers when wa all loved up n'dat... merry Christmas too ya!

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Well get ya arse into gear yi soft lazy bastard, we work like little beavers when wa all loved up n'dat... merry Christmas too ya!

Bah Humbug m8!

 

[WHD]

2 weeks of doing nowt is good for the economy?

I think it will be cancelled out by all the spending. We deserve 2 weeks of doing nowt on the back of that.

 

[the walrus]

I shagged Claire from accounts and her muff was coverered with tinsel

 

[Deleted User 11453]

I think it will be cancelled out by all the spending. We deserve 2 weeks of doing nowt on the back of that.

That's what got us into this mess though, a reliance on consumer spending on tat that was made elsewhere.

I crave for the return of British ingenuity, industry and individualism.

 

[spitfire]

It doesn't seem as mental as it usually does. Lots of shite decorations starting to appear. Mind you piss up season fully kicks in this week, so I expect to have to deal with a few numpties in my teams acting up at some point

 

[Teed]

That's what got us into this mess though, a reliance on consumer spending on tat that was made elsewhere.

I crave for the return of British ingenuity, industry and individualism.

Too late, to many people that wan't to make an easy living off buy to let.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

It doesn't seem as mental as it usually does. Lots of shite decorations starting to appear. Mind you piss up season fully kicks in this week, so I expect to have to deal with a few numpties in my teams acting up at some point

Look on it as an opportunity to ditch the work shy fops in your teams? They are holding you back and redundancies before Christmas are the in-thing for tory management scumbags.[DOUBLEPOST=1386589859][/DOUBLEPOST]

Too late, to many people that wan't to make an easy living off buy to let.

Don't try to blame vile evil landlords m8, I blame too many illiterate fools!

 

[spitfire]

Look on it as an opportunity to ditch the work shy fops in your teams? They are holding you back and redundancies before Christmas are the in-thing for tory management scumbags.[DOUBLEPOST=1386589859][/DOUBLEPOST]

Don't try to blame vile evil landlords m8, I blame too many illiterate fools!

Did that years ago man. Got a canny bunch now. Just a shame most of them cant hold their drink like their boss.

 

[Charmless Man]

Yes. And the box to collect f***ing secret santa presents is being kept in my office. People coming in every ten minutes "Is this where we leave the presents?"

"Aye, but I have nowt to do with it so just leave the parcel and piss off!"

Might pinch them all like.

 

[zwartekat]

Yes. And the box to collect f***ing secret santa presents is being kept in my office. People coming in every ten minutes "Is this where we leave the presents?"

"Aye, but I have nowt to do with it so just leave the parcel and piss off!"

Might pinch them all like.

I bet you didn't really tell them to p1ss off.

 

[Charmless Man]

I bet you didn't really tell them to p1ss off.

I did to one person but it was someone I get on with so it's acceptable to tell him to piss off off

 

[Arkle]

Aye. Office has been bombed with lametta. You don't know what lametta is? No neither did I, I f***ing do now though

Spurs paid £30million for Lametta in the summer, didn't they? White Hart Lane must be looking really festive.