"Happy Black Friday Eve"



Radio and TV presenters “Happy Tuesday” or whatever the day of the week it happens to be. Just fuck off will you.
Happy Hallowe’en is another one. The point of it in modern society is to be scared within agreed societal limits, not to be happy.
Happy Christmas. I always thought it was Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I got that one from Trading Places.
Happy Easter - not for Jesus it wasn’t. In fact I reckon he was rather cross about it.
Aaaaaand relax.
 

Paddy O'Dors

Striker
Happy Black Friday from Surrey CCC. Tickets for next year's test cost exactly the same on Friday as they do any other day.

Happy Black Friday from Travelodge. Lots of rooms from £29 p/n this Friday. Just like there is every other day.
 

Jon Dough

Winger
I was shopping yesterday, got a pair of Eddie bauer guide trousers for 54 dollars (50% off) lifetime guarantee. Every single store is offering 30-60% off certain items except Canada goose who I am hoping drop the tax as they never drop the price.
 

Pants

Winger
What's the crack with this like? I've got a couple of things on pricespy I've been looking out for on the cheap. Do people just end up buying stuff they don't want or need because it's reduced?
 

PeteFTM

Winger
What's the crack with this like? I've got a couple of things on pricespy I've been looking out for on the cheap. Do people just end up buying stuff they don't want or need because it's reduced?

Companies put a few limited deals up for stuff people want, and a load of shite that isn’t selling up at the same time

People flock to the sites automatically/on hearing of the deals, don’t see what they want/see the deal’s expired, then buy some other shite anyway thinking they’re getting a deal
 

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