Handyman

[Casper]

Recently moved into Sunderland and I'm useless at DIY! Could do with a handyman to come over and do a few different small jobs. Anyone know a jack of all trades?

 

[dangermows]

Don't say it too many times in front of a mirror

 

[Frijj]

Ask your husband

 

[jackynutmeg]

Don't say it too many times in front of a mirror

bastard...i was going to say something similar (but funnier)

 

[Patch]

What do you need doing? I'm a handy man.

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

FTF

 

[Space Hopper]

I'm a handyman. I'm crap at DIY but I just live round the corner.

 

[The Exile]

Requirements - must be able to

Take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
mix it with love
And make the world taste good
Take a rainbow
Wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie.

 

[safc1981]

I know a Joiner who is really good

 

[Latka Gravas]

Requirements - must be able to

Take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
mix it with love
And make the world taste good
Take a rainbow
Wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie.

 

[ywcmackem]

 

[REDM1ST]

Recently moved into Sunderland and I'm useless at DIY! Could do with a handyman to come over and do a few different small jobs. Anyone know a jack of all trades?

Sounds a bit rapey!! Pm me

 

[EchoMan]

 

[DLT]

A handyman you say?

 

[jubblies]

Too young and not good enough to be captain IMO