Haiku day anyone?

Discussion in 'Gold' started by Deano, Oct 28, 2005.

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  1. Deano

    Deano Striker Contributor

    For today only,
    Can we all post in Haiku?
    It might be a laugh.
     
  2. Marc

    Marc Guest

    Aye, people might think
    We're a clever, cultured bunch
    But they would be wrong
     
  3. ajthemackem

    ajthemackem Striker

    John Clare sucks big cocks
    John Clare sucks very big cocks
    He's not a tit man.

    aj
     
  4. Big Sharp Teeth

    Big Sharp Teeth Striker

    There once was an alien from Venus,
    Who had the most gigantic...

    oh hang on, that's a limerick
     
  5. Flavonoids

    Flavonoids Striker

    how? can I set it?
    start, program, language, set?
    I am too stupid
     
  6. C-S-L Mackem

    C-S-L Mackem Midfield

    Fuck off man toontoon
    I see no chebs in this post
    so it can't go GOLD
     
  7. smoker

    smoker Striker

    Going to the toilet
    Newspaper under my arm
    The Sudoku's on page 12
     
  8. Deano

    Deano Striker Contributor

    Smoker man you fool!
    You've got this stuff aal wrang man
    Have another gan
     
  9. The Exile

    The Exile Striker

    Hoy don't diss Smoker,
    He's off now to the toilet
    for a great big shite.
     
  10. Deano

    Deano Striker Contributor

    suppose you're right like
    I could dee with one meself
    Right! off to the Rick
     
  11. C-S-L Mackem

    C-S-L Mackem Midfield

    Smoker is lucky
    I'm very constipated
    I can't do a poo :cry:
     
  12. smoker

    smoker Striker

    Sorry man Deano
    I got the syllables wrong...
    Friday afternoon!
     
  13. Marc

    Marc Guest

    Lots of people said
    "Smoker can't write a haiku"
    Well, he certainly showed them, didn't he.
     
  14. C-S-L Mackem

    C-S-L Mackem Midfield

    Not me, I said that
    "Smoker had a number two"
    I wish he'd show me
     
    Last edited: Oct 28, 2005
  15. Deano

    Deano Striker Contributor

    C-S-L Mackem,
    Are you from Chester-le-Street?
    Cos that's C-L-S...
     
  16. not spavin

    not spavin Striker

    WHED's reports are shit
    For an uberfan he knows
    Nowt about football
     
  17. C-S-L Mackem

    C-S-L Mackem Midfield

    I know that fine well
    You swining pedantic git
    I ma dxlyestic
     
  18. The Exile

    The Exile Striker

    Only a good Mod
    can make a funny thread gold
    wait! Do I spot one?

    ;)
     
  19. C-S-L Mackem

    C-S-L Mackem Midfield

    No! There be no chebs
    Nor overweight accountants
    Nor three head punches
     
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