Greedy f***ing bastard


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went downstairs to beat up my stepbrother after he kicked me in the bollocks earlier only to discover my Belgian chocolate and fudge easter egg which was on my shelf has been appropriated by my dog the f***ing greedy bitch.

i hadnt even eaten any of it yet, just took it out the box to smell it and put it back in the f***ing gissy.

7 bastard quid that cost me:evil:
 
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chocolate is bad for dogs, so it may die.
its got form...it nicks mars bars from the kitchen counter all the time...shes still alive and nearing 15 now the bitch....proper gutted its been a bad day, stuck in work on treble time, been kicked in the bollocks and minus an easter egg, we are doomed, ganna get beat the morra:neutral:
 
its got form...it nicks mars bars from the kitchen counter all the time...shes still alive and nearing 15 now the bitch....proper gutted its been a bad day, stuck in work on treble time, been kicked in the bollocks and minus an easter egg, we are doomed, ganna get beat the morra:neutral:

when we first got ours, it jumped up on the kichten bench to steal & ate an uncooked frozen pie, shreads of tin foil arl ower.
 
when we first got ours, it jumped up on the kichten bench to steal & ate an uncooked frozen pie, shreads of tin foil arl ower.
i remember reading a story years ago that had me in bits.

A dog jumped onto a counter to steal a cake which had been left on the side as the family went out for a bit.

It knocked the gas ring on and set fire to a teatowel which in turn sent the whole kitchen...and house alight.

they fire brigade put the fire out and found the dog slumped in the bath seemingly dead from smoke inhalation.

they went to move onwards and the dog growled at them, apparently it had survived by breathing down the plughole of the bath to draw in oxygen from outside:lol::lol:

f***ing class dogs are like
 
i remember reading a story years ago that had me in bits.

A dog jumped onto a counter to steal a cake which had been left on the side as the family went out for a bit.

It knocked the gas ring on and set fire to a teatowel which in turn sent the whole kitchen...and house alight.

they fire brigade put the fire out and found the dog slumped in the bath seemingly dead from smoke inhalation.

they went to move onwards and the dog growled at them, apparently it had survived by breathing down the plughole of the bath to draw in oxygen from outside:lol::lol:

f***ing class dogs are like

That line makes me believe the story is untrue.
 
its got form...it nicks mars bars from the kitchen counter all the time...shes still alive and nearing 15 now the bitch....proper gutted its been a bad day, stuck in work on treble time, been kicked in the bollocks and minus an easter egg, we are doomed, ganna get beat the morra:neutral:

Stuck in work?

You'd struggle to get me to leave!
 
it was in the Mirror with pics and everything.


Newspapers never lie


its f***ing torture mate....hideous job it is

is it fuck, spending the day playing with me cock is great on £27 an hour

Where the fuck do yay work like.
 
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i remember reading a story years ago that had me in bits.

A dog jumped onto a counter to steal a cake which had been left on the side as the family went out for a bit.

It knocked the gas ring on and set fire to a teatowel which in turn sent the whole kitchen...and house alight.

they fire brigade put the fire out and found the dog slumped in the bath seemingly dead from smoke inhalation.

they went to move onwards and the dog growled at them, apparently it had survived by breathing down the plughole of the bath to draw in oxygen from outside:lol::lol:

f***ing class dogs are like

It must have been a clever dog to suck the water out of the trap before using it as an airline, could it say sausages as well? Na dogs generally are canny at surviving house fires, we had one where we booted the front door in and every room was going like the f***ing clappers inc most of the hallway and a dog bolted out with only a few signed hairs! Love out like that!
 
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