Great things about Great Britain


Lots of negative energy on here of late about how we seem to have it bad here e.g. energy costs and no tomatoes. Most of us are still here so it can’t be that bad. I’ll get us started:

Real ale: We get plenty of lagers like the rest of the world but a good pint of real ale is quality.

Radge levels: We have a much higher level of radge and many people are game as owt. If we were ever invaded by land the enemy would have no chance if weapons were equal.

Queuing: A very civilised trait that shows we see our fellow man as equal.
 
One of the best things about Britain you can think of is that people queue.

Says a lot about our standing in the world and what you actually think of the country that that’s considered a good thing. Pretty sure they queued for bread in soviet Russia too. Not sure they ever considered it one of their best traits though.
 
One of the best things about Britain you can think of is that people queue.

Says a lot about our standing in the world and what you actually think of the country that that’s considered a good thing. Pretty sure they queued for bread in soviet Russia too. Not sure they ever considered it one of their best traits though.

It’s a bit light hearted marra. And the Russians can get fucked on that score anyway, their lack of etiquette at the all inclusive is appalling. We set the standard.
 
One of the best things about Britain you can think of is that people queue.

Says a lot about our standing in the world and what you actually think of the country that that’s considered a good thing. Pretty sure they queued for bread in soviet Russia too. Not sure they ever considered it one of their best traits though.
I see what you did there.
 
Radge levels 😂

Sounds terrifying, and actually leads to a lower level of life quality everyday. But I see your point. If we ever go back 3000 years in fighting technology.
 
“Fancy a trip to England next year, pet?”

“Aye, definitely, love. They’ve got loads of git radged people who are game as owt, I’d really look forward to the visit”

It’s not really for the benefit of foreigners marra, it’s for us should the worst happen. Imagine 1000 Brits (especially jocks) gannin toe to toe with 1000 Frenchmen. It would be over in minutes.
 
Our class system - everyone knows their place and the lack of social mobility is good for stability

Our railways - cheap and punctual

High end restaurants for any budget e.g. Tarantinos
 
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Lots of negative energy on here of late about how we seem to have it bad here e.g. energy costs and no tomatoes. Most of us are still here so it can’t be that bad. I’ll get us started:

Real ale: We get plenty of lagers like the rest of the world but a good pint of real ale is quality.

Radge levels: We have a much higher level of radge and many people are game as owt. If we were ever invaded by land the enemy would have no chance if weapons were equal.

Queuing: A very civilised trait that shows we see our fellow man as equal.
One of our confusing national traits is our limits.

WW2

US

“Now Adolf we will be awfully cross if you keep invading bits of Europe, there’s a good chap just stop eh what” .

ADOLF

“Ach nee bother Tommy I’ll nae dee mair invading type stuff”

US

Jolly good so don’t go invading Poland as us and the Cheese Eating surrender monkeys might consider sending you a strongly worded letter “

Adolf invades Poland

US

Right ya Bell - it’s war!

ADOLF

Haway man ya pure radge it’s just a wee invasion so it is. Nee harm nee fowl like.

And that is how WW2 started. We should have lamped old Adolf right at the start in 1933.

And yes I am a historian and those statements have been fact checked including Adolf's Scottish accent.
 
Lots of negative energy on here of late about how we seem to have it bad here e.g. energy costs and no tomatoes. Most of us are still here so it can’t be that bad. I’ll get us started:

Real ale: We get plenty of lagers like the rest of the world but a good pint of real ale is quality.

Radge levels: We have a much higher level of radge and many people are game as owt. If we were ever invaded by land the enemy would have no chance if weapons were equal.

Queuing: A very civilised trait that shows we see our fellow man as equal.
Blueish passports made in France?
 
Lots of negative energy on here of late about how we seem to have it bad here e.g. energy costs and no tomatoes. Most of us are still here so it can’t be that bad. I’ll get us started:

Real ale: We get plenty of lagers like the rest of the world but a good pint of real ale is quality.

Radge levels: We have a much higher level of radge and many people are game as owt. If we were ever invaded by land the enemy would have no chance if weapons were equal.

Queuing: A very civilised trait that shows we see our fellow man as equal.
We aren't even radge anymore. Soft as shite
 

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