Grabbans beard

[PhilSAFC]

Disrespect him for his actions but please don’t disrespect his religion or race.

 

[DH1]

Looks like one of the homeless drunks frequenting about Durham at the minute.

Nout wrong with us marra

 

[mutley]

I believe the prophet Muhammad instructed his followers to grow a long beard, but my knowledge on Islam isn’t amazing.

Does this include women,as you see quit a few with facial hair?

 

[Smartin]

Does this include women,as you see quit a few with facial hair?

Errr, not sure I can help you friend.

 

[EchoMan]

It looks like a well used Brillo pad

 

[Its Him Again]

Disrespect him for his actions but please don’t disrespect his religion or race.

Any race can have a beard I would have thought. His is pretty horrific

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Reminds me of Grapthar's Hammer

 

[Aituk7]

Tramps pubes.

 

[yorkyexile]

I believe the prophet Muhammad instructed his followers to grow a long beard, but my knowledge on Islam isn’t amazing.

is that to make up for the average muslim brides lack of pubes?

 

[ajsafc]

Even Jimmy Saville wadn't.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

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[Smartin]

is that to make up for the average muslim brides lack of pubes?

I dont have an answer for you sorry.

 

[Tees Exile]

Did Islam instruct him to be a flaky bottle job that fucked off because the going was tough, leaving his colleagues further in the shite and all the while having to have an embarrassing pube beard?

 

[Deleted member 37549]

According to the Twelver Shia scholars, as per Sunnah, the length of beard should not exceed the width of a fist. Trimming of facial hair is allowed; however, shaving it is haram (religiously forbidden).

Could we pluck each pube out one by one on that conceited, arrogant tosser face?

 

[West_Winger]

I’m going to start using it as an expression of surprise.

“By great Grabbans Beard!”

 

[Tin Soldier]

Looks like a bit of tumbleweed has just attached itself to his fizzog

 

[Get Into Em]

He looks like a drawing from a Roald Dahl book.

 

[Hongkongphooey]

Looks like a bad map

 

[Pseudonym Number 1]

Cracking beard like, reckon you're all just jealous

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[Keawyeds]

Disrespect him for his actions but please don’t disrespect his religion or race.

It's possible to say he has a shit beard though - if you're rating beards.
That's not disrespecting his religion, it's just saying he has a shit beard.
It's an objective stance on beards.

Cracking beard like, reckon you're all just jealous

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He's like me. Can't grow sideburns to save his life.
I'd also get rid of that triangle bit on his cheek too if it was me.