tonyfromalnwick
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Pictures of the tree, not your lass.no photo 9' tall 8' wide at the base
Your fiance wants to get a man in to put that mirror up, mate.Logon or register to see this image
Mate that thing’s so heavy it would take the wall downYour fiance wants to get a man in to put that mirror up, mate.
You'll benefit from it when you're punching yourself in the face.
That's what you keep telling her... Any excuse..Mate that thing’s so heavy it would take the wall down
No worriesThat's what you keep telling her... Any excuse..
Actually I was a bit harsh with previous post. I do apologise. I'm sure your lass is well capable of putting it up herself.
It's cold, wet and dark outside, same shit song that have played for last 3 decades are played on a constant loop on radio, you see people you only see once a year (For a reason) and everyone seems to want to force their fake joy and happiness onto every fucker else.
What's to like about it?
No worries
She does it all mate, the living room changes every other week like playing musical house
Different bloke in your bed each time?Come home from work some days an think am in the wrong hoose ffs.
Daft bint.
Have you just got the one like
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Mental fuckersGerrin
Why the fook do wimmin change shìt round ?
Come home from work some days an think am in the wrong hoose ffs.
Daft bint.
The missus and the niece are doing it while I sort the garage out so the new chest freezer can be fitted in.When you putting it up?
I think the phrase you're looking for is "Stupid Woman"Gerrin
Why the fook do wimmin change shìt round ?
Come home from work some days an think am in the wrong hoose ffs.
Daft bint.
And again, "Stupid People"Mental fuckers
I think the phrase you're looking for is "Stupid Woman"
And again, "Stupid People"