Giving kids stupid names


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brought to mind this from a few years back

A judge in New Zealand made a young girl a ward of court so that she could change the name she hated - Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. Judge Rob Murfitt said that the name embarrassed the nine-year-old and could expose her to teasing.​
You think? Not to mention it would take six years to write your name on the top of every homework assignment. Officials have blocked Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy, Sex Fruit, Fat Boy, Cinderella Beauty Blossom, and Fish and Chips (twins), but allowed Violence, Number 16 Bus Shelter, Midnight Chardonnay, and Benson and Hedges (twins).
 
I've come across names such as Kitty Catherine Kitten Curry and Thiery Chelsea Jones in the past. The best name I have ever heard though was Elish Mooney
 
The taxpayers should have first choice as it's those that are paying for most of the little twats.
 
A friend of a friend gave her son the middle name 'Danger'. It made me smirk a bit at first but then I just felt sad.
 
I know a girl who named her daughter Rihanna. I say girl, but she's about 40.
 
A friend of a friend gave her son the middle name 'Danger'. It made me smirk a bit at first but then I just felt sad.

I remember Vivian Bastard on The Young Ones wated to call his sons Fuck Off and Piss Off as it would be great for getting into fights
 
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