Gifts for the mrs

[Old Prestonian]

Oven gloves and an ironing board cover.

 

[soapster]

To throw in when it's too much?

bit risky unless your good at darts

 

[Uncle D]

Anal lube mate, it won't be so painful for you during your pegging sessions.

 

[Lambchops]

New golf irons and money to go shopping off me, perfume and chocolates off the kids

 

[KeefBeer]

Bottle Prosecco and a medium cucumber

 

[martinlumley]

Anal lube mate, it won't be so painful for you during your pegging sessions.

quite expensive marra, but fortunately at this time of year, goose fat is abundant and cheap, and gives off a lovey aroma mid-thrust.

 

[Big Duke Six]

For what?

Veg.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

what does your mrs do for a living if you don't mind me asking?

 

[lenshack]

Basques, Playsuits, Teddies.

 

[Epping]

For what?

Chocolate at a guess

 

[Deleted member 36123]

You've just proposed mate, you've ruined your life.

Tidied

 

[Deleted member 40035]

give her money

 

[Deleted member 36123]

Basques, Playsuits, Teddies.

Boux Avenue for these - good quality and they don't get stuck in your teeth

 

[JAZZMANB]

Yes mate, proposed to her the other day too.

Sounds like you're on the ten year married presents already
Use ya imagination man

 

[Epping]

It's a bastard every year.

Some decent perfume always goes down well

Proper gear though..

 

[Deleted member 40035]

It's a bastard every year.

Some decent perfume always goes down well

Proper gear though..

she stinks

 

[Some Random Guy]

So far I've gotten:

-Amazon echo
-Slush puppy machine (to make blue pop)
-Swarovski necklace
-Pyjamas (70 f***ing quid!)
-Some shit from Lush
-calendar and diary

Will probably pick up some ket and some candles or sum such shite.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

So far I've gotten:

-Amazon echo
-Slush puppy machine (to make blue pop)
-Swarovski necklace
-Pyjamas (70 f***ing quid!)
-Some shit from Lush
-calendar and diary

Will probably pick up some ket and some candles or sum such shite.

cool marra

 

[tunstall birdman]

Yes mate, proposed to her the other day too.

Congratulations mate.

Mind I hope your proposal was romantic and spiritual and not cheesy as fuck, fingers down the throat to be sick stuff?

 

[Epping]

A framed picture of her now dead horse is the main gift for me.. got a mate who is a photographer to get up the yard and take a proper picture in the winter sun just 4 days before she went to the knackers yard

Also one of them dna testing kits

Some Clinique makeup shite

And a book.. that will more than do