Friday: big night out, probably end up on the shots and something stupid is bound to happen
Saturday: “I volunteered for what?” “I’m the what now?” “Oh fuck me sideways” “I represent those gimps?”
Sunday: “hello is that Martin? Yeah? Good. Firstly, can you recommend somewhere to eat in Durham? Secondly, we reckon you’re a baldy twat”.
Saturday: “I volunteered for what?” “I’m the what now?” “Oh fuck me sideways” “I represent those gimps?”
Sunday: “hello is that Martin? Yeah? Good. Firstly, can you recommend somewhere to eat in Durham? Secondly, we reckon you’re a baldy twat”.